I have multiple gold capped guild banks, but Iām too lazy to find a realm with Longboi up and buy it.
On top of that hienous crime, Iām also guilty of severe camping, back in the TBC/WotLK days. I used to find the people who killed (not even camped, just killed) my alts, then camp them until they logged out. If that took 8 hours, I camped them 8 hours straight. I no longer do that, mind you. Mostly because Iām lazy.
Okay, letās get dark. This isnāt my tale, but I was sworn to secrecy at the time. Since all parties involved no longer play the game however, and that it was years ago, I figure Iām good.
This was back during Cataclysm and one of my friends was faced with a new guildie. It soon turned out they knew this recruit irl and absolutely hated their guts. (I think it had to do with a mutual crush in school, but I digress.)
Anyway, newcomer is a noob. More importantly they hadnāt figured out who my friend was, so my bestie took it upon herself to be the wise, friendly mentorā¦
Fast forward a week or two. Newcomer rather suddenly left the game with no explanation or word of goodbye. I didnāt think much of it, until my friend one night spills the beans. She had told her āprotegeā that Duskwood was a very special zone. In order to progress past the zone, players needed to find and kill ALL Worgen enemies in a single day. Itās curse after all and must be struck down with haste, otherwise theyāll just return. And so she was convinced that if the monsters werenāt all killed, she would eventually reach a level where sheād be stuck in Duskwood.
I donāt know how she bought that story, but she apparently did. And then spent an entire weekend running around the zone, presumably hunting respawning Worgen with ever increasing frustration.
I donāt know if she eventually put two and two together or simply gave up, but as far as I know that was her first and final adventure on Azeroth.
My evil side while playing rogue or warlock.
As warlock in pvp mode im always friendly toward a lower level horde, my pet on the other hand is not. I just watch and laugh while theyāre trying to flee my pets wrath.
My rogue use distract to make others run off the cliff in the maw. Or let the weakest team member get all the aggro when i pop all my cdās.
On my dk iāve tried too many times to jump to my death and use death grip to bring someone with meā¦ but without success.
When my sister is online i take advantage of her ānewbinessā to get her killed in any possible way.
I once told her that i wonder what happens if you jump of from oribos. She knows me so well and just said fine and then jumped 
I confess to being the most beautiful red-headed female toon you will ever see in WoW.
But as for a dark confessionā¦ I cast Howling Blast on crittersā¦
I once had a gnome alt. But that was a long time ago.
Iāve still got a netbook buried somewhere ā¦ but play WoW on it? Donāt think I could do that so props to you for trying.
iām waiting for that one person to confess āi have been in jail for murderā
I often imagine Dunkiee and Daestra as Marge Simpsonās twin sisterās (donāt beat me up, ladies - just joking with you) 
Come on, we look prettier than a Marge! *(mostly)*
Plot twist: Oldmangeorge is a murderer himself and tries to act unsuspicious 
Probably true but I confess to being a cereal killer - I murdered a bowl of muesli this morningā¦
I can feel that. Reminds me of the time I tried on an office-oriented Laptop to play vanilla TESO. It was basically a slideshow.
You will never know for sure
Iāve not really left the forums since I announced it. Iāve just been lurking.
During lock-downs, I sometimes checked my weekly vault during company meetings in which some product managers were just yapping about all the āgreatā new features they were working on.
Put Daestra or whatever it was on the lost
When I restarted WoW (during 7.3.5) I bought Legion mostly just so I could get the barefoot transmog (this was before you could simply hide). I knew itād take a while for me to get to the endgame so the battle chest seemed enough for a while, but when finding out I can get Griftahās Authentic Troll Shoes from a Legion NPC, it sealed the deal.
Of course, the Legion + BFA preorder bundle helped too, but it makes the story less funny 
I got the cut your hair achievement for any char first time in BFA. And I play since late vanilla.
I thought about maybe making a vulpera once
I must confess- I am useless at playing a DH 
I just base my alts after Warcraft characters that appeared in Heroes of the Storm.
What not dark enough? Fine. I once made a worgen druid and got it summoned out of Gilneas. I leveled until I unlocked Teleport:Moonglade and hearthed back to Gilneas. So you could say I leveled a āhumanā druid. I then made more alts in āclosedā starting zones just to see if I could escape them without doing their story, mostly without success.
While Iāve never done it to get any sort of advantage (I was really just fooling around), I understand this isnāt how the game was meant to be played. I eventually have grown attached to those characters, and decided it would be foolish to possibly risk my account over something so silly, so I graduated them into the rest of Azeroth when SL came around (you see you canāt queue for dungeons if you havenāt cleared closed off starting zones).
So now I have a bunch of alts on Bronze Dragonflight who arenāt based on Heroes of the Storm characters 
Nowadays I donāt do anything shady like that, and just stick to doing stuff like leveling an alt in exiles reach to level 17 until even the bosses in Darkmaul Citadel donāt give XP anymore.