Once, a very-very long time ago, I got a 100 gold from a friend who aquired it in a way that one really-really-really should not get goldā¦ and I knew it 
(And I thought I would be rich forever, with such an amount!)
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I tested Glider (a bot) on a spare account Iād used to get a refer a friend reward. Which then got permabanned. This was pre WoW on battle.net.
I got a priest to the mid 50s before it was banned, in TBC, maybe early Wrath, if I remember correctly.
I never once felt sorry for those i tricked into thinking they were summoning health stones in Kharazan but was really summoning my Doom Guard and someone got insta killed 
ā¦ and the days when your Infernals had to be enslaved after summoning themā¦ never ever felt bad for killing all those low level players in SW while my Infernal rampaged around. Fun days 
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Few years ago in raid we had 1 mage in it. While we were summoning players he made classic stonard portal joke on top of wlocks summoning stone. Later when we needed new players for last pulls, i made dalaran portal on top of summoning stone. Ofc guys clicked it and that only mage in our raid got gkicked. I moved in to the shadows and stayed silent.
Now I wanted to hear tales of you being displeased with how a raid went and saying to the group āOK you know what, this is what I think of that attemptā¦ā
soft plunks followed by a flush
āThere. OK pull timer plsā
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I find satisfaction in accidently not being able to heal a rude player in time, especially those who really get a go on someone else for no reason.
āOh I am so sorry, I was like HALF a second too lateā - āOh no! woops again, I dunno whatās wrong with me today!ā
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every time I did die in some boss encounter I did say that my cat jump on my keyboard
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Iāve been appearing offline for about 9 monthsā¦
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Good lord, wish I could dump on command lol, usually takes me prunes and enough pressure to form a diamond
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This must be some high power indeed. Not many would master this skill. 
it seems to be a new trend in a certain age group of people to my knowledge to hide offline because they think people care enough to look if they are online everyday xd
i personally dont get it i always show onlineā¦ if i dont wanna talk to someone i just tell them as much lol.
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When I used to raid, good players would get a soul ressā¦ bad players would get crematedā¦ 
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in another game a guy went out his way to break a friendship up with me and a guy i used to play withā¦
i didnt like that so i stalked him across realms tracked down his guild ā¦ joined his guild became friends with his guild leaderā¦ told him about the guys past and his toxic nature and got him kicked from the guildā¦
he then quit the game for good.
back in the day this was when i was a toxic SoBā¦ to people who wronged me lolā¦ im not like that now.
I am laughing.By the way say that to that guy asking for gold in Stormwind at a corner.
āI am not giving you anything,I will spend 9k on my characterās hair instead.ā.
Iam completely ashamed of myself for playing this game, nothing more really.
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Every time I read the title for this thread I miss read it as āduck confessionsā.
Duck!
Add Ducks Blizz. Iām sure Microsoft will give us ducks.
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Iāve deliberately murdered thousands of crittersā¦
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1: Iāve been using way too many invis pots as a guardian tank (duh: catform - prowl).
2: I had no idea you could switch conduits in a rested place. I always went back to my covenant area to use the table.
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I donāt even play the game but I would be too.
At least u admit it thatās the first step.
Blizzard: Zero ducks given
(Double pun intended)
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