I like your backstory ideas
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That’s grim…I love it! The backing up fallen friends thing.
Dystopian horror stories can come to life with mechagnomes. It doesn’t have to be all Dr Seuss gadgetry.
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Oh god, a trashgnome appreciation thread… you should’ve listened to me Blizzard…
But well… I’m happy for those 40 Mechagnome players all around the World. Actually one of them made me laugh a month ago in mythic+… Our tank was a Mechagnome DeathKnight, he was clueless related to void vision gates in Shrine of the Storm and we killed trash mobs equal to 140% instead of 100% hence our Russian DH flamed him…
Our gnome tank said “I’m gonna leave!!!” when we were just about to start the second boss fight… I persuaded him to stay, eventually we could finish the key in time and gnome typed these words…
– Report this Russian!
– Horrible!
Combined with gnome gestures what he said seemed amusing to me and made me laugh, I don’t know why but these 2 words terrible & horrible are amusing in my eyes…
I don’t have any other story related to them because I don’t see them around at all… they are a failure as a race that’s for sure but I’m happy for their dozens of fans, perhaps even hundreds, 3 digits even though barely 
Look at the insecure elf, who couldn’t even stay in his own thread, and has to come try and prance around in his fancy dress in a mechagnome appreciation thread.
I would have assumed at least basic reading skills from a member of an ancient, noble race, to at least read the first post to see what this thread is all about, and what it isn’t. I guess I should not trust un-upgraded folk to have the intelligence for reasonable discourse.
You really should upgrade! You can just install a “common sense” module, or even “empathy”, without having to develop those skills yourself! We, Mechagnomes, already did that for you.
Trust in Gnomish engineering, what could possibly go wrong?!
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Probably the second most useless race after regular Gnomes…Fortunately they are Alliance lol
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I guess this would be a bad time to post on my void elf rogue. Nice of him to ruin it for the rest of us.
Nuclear irradiation for who knows how long? 
Fix’d. It seems the long eared ones have trouble with reading.
Free power! I don’t know what’s so bad about that?!
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Everything is better when it’s free, that is true.
Why is it always elven races who like to urinate on people enjoying something without pointed ears and eyebrows in need of a tweezer? Is there something about people enjoying the 1% if the game that does throw elves at us that takes away from you enjoying the other 99%? Ir the answer is no, then what, basically you just like to be unpleasant because you can? Feel free to upload that wonderful quality on your CV, but please this isn’t the place, as Tinkspring said, please read the OP, already done the “you think you’re being clever, but you’re really not” one or two times already. So persisting in doing so just makes you look like a bit of douchenozzle who can’t read, rather than clever, edgey or whatever beaten dusty reason you have yourself when you “didn’t play by the rules”.
All else, apologies for radio silence, work has been absolutely insane due to some developments in my country!
Indeed. Especially if the irradiated person is an elf, thus, not us. We can harness the power from the poor soul.
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I misread the title as " Mechagnome Appreciation and CALIBRATION Thread"
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You guys have barbers, we have calibrators. A bit of that probably does go on here.
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I thought I was kind of clever with the character name on this one. Doesn’t really matter if it wasn’t though, just using it to get the heritage armour.
What’s with all the smurfs posting in this thread all of a sudden? Shoo!
Yeah… and they’re even the wrong size for a smurf! And they have long ears. Only the color is right…
Embrace the truth, your kind is a failure but our long eared races are not… Plus you are an Argent Dawn player, I would double kick you or make you get kicked from my group, you are a Mechagnome and also playing on Argent Dawn 
Argent Dawn players have an extra racial ability “Key Sabotage” 
We are gonna keep bullying embodiment of imperfections like you Trashgnomes, I shall take my leave now, have fun here with 3 other Trashgnomes…
You would first need to be in a higher key to meet me.
But good luck, nevertheless! You’ll need it.
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Never shall I meet Tinkspring the elitist 
Tinkspring isn’t an elitist - they were kind enough to take my disc priest healing in some m+ despite my own protests that I wasn’t good enough! The Mechagnomes are a kind and helpful race indeed! Always encouraging others to improve, although I wasn’t offered any mechanical enhancements at the time… 
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Hey buddy. Look around, in this thread. The audience is clearly not what you intend, you don’t need to do your whole macho “me big schlong, me kick you puny from my group!” because I honestly couldn’t give a toss and neither can anyone else here for that matter. All it shows is not only do you make bad, irrational decisions based upon arbitrary factors such as the race someone picks in a video game or the server they happen to roll on, it also shows you feel a wierd need to justify this stance by strutting about like a peacock.
And the worst part is, nobody cares. If you want to look like an idiot in front of other people for engaging in kicks for such reasons, be my guest. I’d rather be the player of an unconventional race than that toxic manchild who acts out because somebody else has a different favourite colour to him. I mean seriously.
Also: bonus points for using terms like “key sabotage” when you yourself say you’ll kick someone from a group for no decent reason. Either you’re attempting to appear in possession of a swift wit, or you’re actually unable to compute irony/hypcrosy. I’ll leave you to decide.
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