Save yourself the time wasted on your reply, I am not going to read it.
Believe me friend, I can get away with that assumption.
I am so proud of you, son.
And who is this poor imitation of Lord Garithos? That helmet looks like trash, probaby bought by one of those obnoxious Darnassian refugees. You dishonor Garithos with this cheap ripoff. Be ashamed of yourself.
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He says that, but you know he’s already read it.
Unless I’ve actually done the unthinkable and banished him, which I doubt.
I stole your Hallow’s End costume, actually.
edit: It was right next to the Anduin body pillow.
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Get on my level.
You have cheap 2 carot gold going for a discount at the local Victorian sweatshop and we have some glorious Gold armour from the heavens itself. Hell we even have golden eyes and tattoos.
Edit : Probably best if I get rid of what I put before.
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Lol, coming from someone that wears broken chandelier pieces on shoulderpads. That is a pure comedy.
How about you learn about navigation maybe you’ll find a pure gold one day. Zandalari even have gold magic, that is 24 carat, maybe turn off that yellow light in your eyes and then you’ll see correctly. xD
Pffffft, they are better than some chicken feathers which have been PVA glued to some paper-mashay. With some fake iteration of Golden Eyes. Even the Blood Elves have them now and you need a helmet to disguise yours? Puahahah
Not all of us can poach and leech off what the Titans did. At least we are pure and natural compared to you wannabes.
Feathers and tiki masks makes everything prettier. I don’t need helmet to disguise my eyes, I never wanted dioda bulbs for eyes, My char has beautiful ruby-red ones.
entire planet is a friggin Titan, hard to not live on them. And nothing in your race is pure or natural you’re power junkies like elves are. Jumping from one extreme to another.
You’re just jelly cause your gold is fake imitation that mimics gold. My armor is made of true gold, it has the right colour and all of that.
You have some elements but mainly some odd looking plate and broken Chandelier pieces.
You’re jelly goat.
Makes you look like an uncivilised savage still living in the Stone ages, actually I’ll be nice and say Bronze age,
And do you have no other fake gold helmets what don’t cover your eyes?
You can live on them sure, but you just leech and poach their things, in this instance Gold.
Naaaaaaaa. We are pure Gold/Light. We have evolved naturally because we are just superior to you in every way. We didn’t have to steal in order to get Gold because we are Gold.
Fake imitation? This would be kinda funny if it wasn’t so sad… Hell I am willing to bet you just stained your armour using p*ss. We are the true gold, the real gold.
No, don’t make me anrgy, Troll… Do I need to get out the spray bottle again?
No it makes us stylish, you tasteless goat.
Helmets by definition are to protect head, not eyes. As I said I see no reason to hide mine, mine has actual irises and are showing emotions, not some bland dioda bulbs.
Gold is mineral that is coming from earth, there is nothing bad in mining gold, just like there is nothing bad in getting crystals and gems you have so much fetish about.
Ok, then why don’t you return to your perfect home? Oh, wait, you don’t have nothing to return to, your kind totally destoryed it, you’re now homeless space gypsies. So much for racial superiority. entire planet apparently wasn’t enough, now all you have is one space ship.
And your prime Wind Chime was destroyed by eye gaze.
Why not spending time on doing something useful, like producing goat cheese? In the end I don’t care, I know my armor is prettier, it’s a pure gold and not some light imitation.
I am not familiar with your spacegoat customs. Armor pissing is something unheard off, you do it yourself or you let Turalyon do it all over you, like you let him be in charge of you. Is this how you wish to get human potential? I’m afraid it doesn’t work like that.
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Your helmet looks like it was designed to unclog a toilet first and foremost.
Second is most likely to rub up to Sylvanas whenever Nathanos gets to boring.
Yes but ours is pure and better. We also didn’t need to take steal a city of Gold in order to have one.
That is a low blow, we are talking about gold…
Two can play at the game!
How is your “Troll Land” getting on? Oh wait…
How is Vol’jin? Oh wait…
Lastly, Vol’jin betrayed Garrosh. Prove me wrong.
Well I have got Hala’ to do that for me.
And stop lying to yourself!
I can tell, do you know how to rub sticks together to light a fire? Or am I just giving your race more credit than it deserves?
Yet you are here.
Well… Erm… Hmmmm.
Don’t really have a counter to this… Oh wait, maybe I do.
How Nathanos getting on? He is basically your “human” potential of the Trolls as he orders you about and Rokan just watches him and licks his boats to clean them.
You have weird understanding on how toilet looks like, but then again I’m not familiar with goat toilets. My mask reminds me of Ironman! And you have some wierd rune above head, useful when you want to read some books at night, I suppose?
I have no idea what you’re talking about, nobody stole city of Gold it was built around the seal. And Zandalari sold me their armor.
You were the one that started to bring racial superiority, not me. You were the one that started to sling a mud and being all triggered because I said that I have pretty armor. That was all it took to get some Lightforged venom.
At least it’s still there. 
At least he is returning, unlike Xe’ra
Garrosh betrayed Horde, Vol’Jin saved it. Garrosh is an unsecure loser, Vol’Jin is a hero and even Zandalari general wanted to have his babies.
Whatever, I just want some cheese 
I have better question, what makes the best pavament? But that is the question I should ask orcs.
How come orc savages were able to defeat such a superior race as yours? So I guess power to rub sticks together to lit a fire and brute strenght is enough to put down the mighty eredar!
You’re the one who brought that up. That has to come from autopsy.
LOL Nathanos is the one who is sulking on boat, Rokhan is the one who is in the field
But I don’t blame you, Who wouldn’t want to have their own racial version of Rokhan, he is cool ^^.
Golden rule (I am going to break it now, but I’m allowed to do it) - never make a first post in an elf thread that has more than 100 replies already. There’s usually some pretty horrible sh!t going on there, as is evident by… well this thread.
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Can’t really deny that at this point, wise words.
Ye I guess, toilets are to sophisticated for ya. Some hole in the ground is more like it.
And the Rune is useful! I can use it to light up whatever I want. And it is Gold, where is your rune?
Fine, you stole the temple, and tried to take the Turtles land before you lost and had to make peace.
Woah woah woah woah, I was merely stating facts.
And I didn’t say your armour was bad, but worse than us gloriously Lightforged armour.
Well so is Argus, it is just more… dynamic.
Ye well she powers our spaceship now, doesn’t really bother me (nor anyone else besides Turalyon for that matter xd).
Garrosh was bringing the Horde to glory, Vol’jin wanted to kill him from the start because he got offended when Garrosh was honest with him about how he did f*ck all in the war against the Lich King.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Now you are asking for it.
But us glorious Lightforged weren’t there, while the failure of our people to defend themselves is saddening it is questionable how they are so weak and just pathetic to lose to them Orcs…
Questions to be answered for another time.
Autopsy of armour?
I’ll keep that in mind the next time he orders you about while Rokhan does nothing.
Well what are ya going to do about it? Force me to… Wait nvm let’s not go there.
But if you are willing to admit that us glorious Lightforge have superior Gold anything then I might make an exception for you xd.
I haven’t seen any toilets in your houses, not even outhouses. Where are they?
It’s not gold, it’s just flashlight. Gold is metal. But you have such a weird undestanding of what gold is then no wonder you started this pointless discussion.
em no? But then again it’s odd to argue over troll history with someone that clearly is lacking knowledge about them.
I call it Lightforged venom, your opinion isn’t a fact.
Then why don’t you return there and live for good if it’s in such a good shape? You have my blessing to return there, anything is more enjoyable than listening to insecure goat rant.
No he wasn’t he was spreading too much Horde armies and making basic tactical mistakes, Vol’Jin called him out, Garrosh got triggered and was the first to throw threat. Vol’Jin was a man to stand up to him.
Vol’Jin was speaking on behalf of his Darkspears who were present at the Icecrown and it’s citadel, he is their racial leader. But that concept - of speaking on behalf of the people - is as much alien to you as it is to retard that Garrosh was. You both should’ve marry.
Rokhan doesn’t “do nothing” He is all around the place. And it’s Nathanos that is a punching bag for Alliance. Rokhan is cool, Nathanos is just edgy, but then again taste is subjective. You may have your pick, and take Nathanos as you want, I’ll give you even extra offering for taking him away.
Anyway I’m tired of it. Have a goodnight while I’ll do something more productive. Comic won’t create itself
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How bad is it that the last 20 or so posts by our Troll and Lightforged friends made more sense to me then Keliborbas’s weird ranting?
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Can we somehow get this thread closed already?
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