Assemblage of Uld is doing very much great! Weâve had a great campaign in Stonetalon Mountains and have returned to Dun Morogh. 
Just last night we fought back a few Forsaken trespassers in the Wetlands.
If youâre a gnome looking for a guild? Should enlist today, to be honest.
Oh my GOD soldiers take notes from this exquisite patriot of Gnomanity, for he speaks with the wisdom of a Gnomish Gamer
The most epic gnomes Iâve ever had the pleasure of having my ribcage crushed to dust by. 10/10. Would let them absolutely decimate my bones again.
The Assemblage has been busy with a lot of adventuring! From the Titanic Chamber of Uldaman to counter haywire Mechagnomes, to the desert lands of Uldum to prevent Leper intrusions into Titan Facilities!
None of the screenshots I took during our Uldum campaign want to work on this forum page apparently, so the only screenie we currently have is this
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Yeah, we helped you save the Cog Captainâs life. This time itâs a favour, next time we expect coin 
JESUS WAS ALBANIAN 
ASSEMBLAGE OF ULD STRONG LIKE ALBANIA
After the Aerie Peak feast, Athern, still sickened by the encounter with stygian soldiers, returns home to New Tinkertown yet againâŚ
He glances around his abode. It all looks the same as always - the same service awards lining up the walls, the same in-the-works mechanisms including his new cushion replacement, the same schematics of projects too grand for his own good. His attention stops at one of the medals lying by his Gnomeregan tabard on the gnome-sized bed.
"War crimes, huh," he speaks to himself, as if expecting an answer from the grey circular walls surrounding him. None followed. He sighs and picks up the inflatable cushionâs pump, tinkering at its contents with his gnomish army knife.
Time flies by, despite Springwuzzâs occasional sneezing. Once the pump is more or less complete, he kicks back in the roughly-shaped heptagon chair and looks up, tired. He does not realize how his eyes close and he falls asleep.
He sees events of bygone times: from the sea battles of the Second War to the assault on Pandaria⌠each time he reloads the six-barrel rifle, aims, fires, hears the gunshot and feels blood splatter onto himself - before finding himself in a new battlefield. At last, he arrives at the ruins of Orgrimmar - its buildings ruined. Not a soul around is alive, the streets being littered with dead Horde. Athern wanders through the valleys, looking to his left and right. He does not feel any emotions. Suddenly, he hears another gunshot somewhere from behind and above - before weakly collapsing onto the dusty road, withering away. He sneaks a peek at his hands - now colored red by the blood he has shed. A second later, the world fades.
Athern wakes up in his chair, drenched in sweat. He frowns and checks his temperature - it is above average. He walks over to his desk and takes out an antipyretic pill. He drinks it and walks towards his bed⌠Something makes him hesitate. Sighing, he returns to the desk and takes out a sleeping pill as well.
Athern Springwuzz sleeps soundly the rest of the cold Dun Morogh night.
This is THE bunch of Gnomes that have made me want to armour my inner thigh so they stop stabbing it in battle.
Good times.
So what have you lot been up to? Figure I may as well ask since the likeâŚwhat year since I loaded up Belisarius.
Great bunch!
Their salary is even above minimum wage!
I was starting to wonder when I saw Railcroft the DK that the Captain had been resurrected into undeath. Glad to know folks are making some usage of the dark irons home mountain.
Iâm glad to hear it 
Follow the POG-Captain into battle today!
(Iâm sorry, you mustâve heard this one a thousand times now)
As they say, birds of a feather flock together, so you can be assured the rest of the guild is just as fleek! (Iâm sorry again, this term died in like 2014, didnât it?)
Next time iâm stabbing those boxes with sword, if you want be cool gnome with gadgets you should join these guys what you are WAITING FOR THEN?
I love gnomes.
I will say, these guys are the go-to guild if you want some good gnomish RP.
I myself along with the League tend to have a lot of events with these people. Seeing their RP always amuses me.
Itâs only a shame they wouldnât drink a pint! 
(Still love u guys regardless of ur sober choice)
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The Assemblage of Uld is currently located in the Wetlands at Swiftgear Station, investigating an odd case of seemingly zombie-like TroggsâŚ
They have taken out the foul Troggs that were threatening society, but what of the source?! Well⌠Find out IC.
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The Assemblage of Uld is the greatest gnome guild Iâve ever joined!
You all should too!
Go gnome or go home!
Lots of fun to be hand with this group. Just recently got to help out some helpless paladins in beating up road-blocking Forsaken!
donât think youâre a little attack yesterday set us back in anyway. I will make you all a head shorter soon!