Pet Peeve: The Undying

Clearly the answer is that we need emphasised dong armour.

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Hell yeah!

I mean, it’d at least be consistent that way…

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Behold my armor piercing pelvic thrust.

Well it kinda is since the sisters of battle are also zealots and the armor is also ceremonial, oh and they also have units that fight naked.

Now about female necrons…

You mean early modern era codpieces?

Just to add to the warhammer stuff, the addition of primaris units by explicitly tampering with, modifying and updating the millennia old male only limutations (typo but still apt) on the space marine template would’ve been the perfect opportunity to introduce girl marines.

They’d still look the same in identical armour. No freakin’ boobplate. It’s just that this one swole asexual killing machine next to the other one started out a woman. A slight shift in demographics makes no difference when 90% of aspirants die anyway in a nightmarishly inefficient transhuman training regimen.

A phaerakh looks like a phaeron because they’re both space skellingtons.

Detailed shaft+balls. It’s only fair.

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With a symbol of the Imperium hand-engraved on each ball to make sure you know they’re men.

Soon… Big sister of battle.
A veteran khornate mutated primaris sister of battle…
A karen of Carnage.

It’s tactical. The guardsman’s initial reaction is to ogle bewbs but where he’d expect nip, he instead sees the sacred fleur de lis of the holy order, reminding him of pious service to the god-emperor rather than base urges and heresy.

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That’s so delightfully absurd that I can guarantee someone has made lore on that basis.

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Sisters of battle are religous fanatics.

No, its to not get shot by the commissar.

I never said they weren’t and base urges of guardsmen such as wanting to survive frequently overpower the rational fear of the stern overseer’s laspistol.

Just kiddin’ there.

Everyone here talking about Guardsmen and Orks and I’m just sitting here with my Tech Priests waiting for My toaster to come on a date with me to Mars

Boobplate is great.

Yet you wear none.

They dont allow us.

Doom? (in 10 characters)

Doom is very floaty. It emphasises on endless breakneck gunplay - always move at sprint speed, no reloading, etc.

Space Marine was more about weight and impact.

Peeve: New KH3 DLC trailer today, but still no release date more specific than ‘coming this Winter’

:frowning: