Pet peeves: The return (Part 1)

Rexxar, well known and famous

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survival hunter?

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it turns out vanessa vancleef’s poison was actually so much stronger than anticipated and had us hallucinating for like 5-6 expansions straight

we wake up in pre-cata, where deathwing’s earthquakes etc were just us falling down,
mop was the good bit of the acid trip and garrosh’s sha was it turning bad,
wod and the iron horde boats was the defias brotherhood building new ships to take over stormwind the world,
legion/bfa was just past factions fighting the brotherhood,
shadowlands (that’ll culminate in us ‘dying’ but has us wake up instead) is the acid trip fading away

we are returned to post-ICC with the defias brotherhood causing chaos in azeroth and it’s a lot more grounded in villains than space cosmic nonsense

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outside of a few exceptions, I think that auto-attacks don’t even make up a fifth of any character’s DPS

Laughs in enhancement shaman.

Also got like 14 weeks before I can get a certain transmog i want in FF

Today’s peeve is the people putting the toilet paper facing the incorrect direction.

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Psychopaths, the lot of them.

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me: abolish prisons, we stan restorative justice in this house

people: [puts the toilet paper so it’s touching the wall]

me: okay perhaps some exception

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Is this even feasible? I mean you can’t just remove the old game engine, slap in a new one and call it a day.

sure you can just delete and remake ez

It would require a new game most likely, but also there’s only so long you can stick new textures on an ageing system before it stops working. The fact that it’s taken 15 years for such technological marvels as, uh

coats

and leaning

should be a flag

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Wish they’d just shut the game down, make it actually good and then relaunch as WoW: A Realm Reborn :pensive:

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Like I get it, I’ve been playing WoW since vanilla and so I have deep connections to the game and world, but when a mid-level dungeon reward in FF14 (battlemage robes) makes me stop, screenshot and share because it looks so nice and the only WoW item that’s come close to that feeling was the Kul Tiran coat which is restricted to one playable species and clips through everything it stings a little

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I can make you the dyeable version of that robe if you want?

O:

If I wasn’t maining samurai right now I’d hit you up on that for sure

The dyeable version is “all classes” so can be glammed on SAM (if you want)

!!

yes ples

what a blessed day

Same with The Old Republic, which I’ve been playing. As early as level 10, I can receive an item that makes me go “Oh damn, that looks cool!”

Okay, give me a bit, got to farm the mats for natron because I’m not buying them off the AH.

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Okay, sent you one, it’ll be in your mail next time you log on, i think? (don’t know if it takes time like it does in wow to mail things)

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To avoid me ranting endlessly about how much better WoW/a hypothetical WoW 2 could be, I shall return to Total Warhammer!

Vlad has been obliterated. Sadly his irate offspring is so much more a pain to deal with, not least because the cheating bat has a Varghulf (ok, he starts with one…) and four Black Knight units in amongst the skeletons and bat swarms which make it SO much more awkward to deal with for my t2 only army, with one mortat and one unit of greatswords…

It would really help if the rest of the Empire would stop being utterly fething useless, stop going ‘NO!’ to my non aggression pacts, and come deal with the undead menace. But noooo.
Gotta play the waiting game, it seems…