use manafication off CD when you have 40 mana on each (it doubles your current mana)
and try not to make Yasuo noises while you do your rotation (impossible challenge)
Just got that one! Itās neat but another on the pile of āI get the basics of this but oh jesus the advanced stuff is well beyond meā
take me back to only having three abilities and having to wait for the full GCD so i can take a nap in-between button presses
Iāve noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regard to their low dps and limited combat options. But what players are forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed Paladins. Paladins were not designed to be hybrid Tanks/Healers, as many claim. Instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography.
Paladins have roughly zero combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while downloading massive amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply target a monster, hit ā1ā, and minimize your window. Then sit back and enjoy the amazing girl on girl action.
Because a Paladin takes about one full minute to kill any monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits of the internet without much concern over your Paladinās welfare. After a minute, I go back to WoW, and usually my Paladin is alive and ready to loot the corpse. This is what makes grinding so pleasurable and convenient for me; the ability to simultaneously watch girls have sex with each other and level up at the same time. I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system, and I applaud Blizzard for their foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself.
DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something, the less time I have to watch boobies. Combat Interactivity? Overrated. Iād much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, a paladin was created for the sole purpose of surviving a fight while you stream hot pornography directly to your computer. That is why we have the high armor class, healing abilities, and the low, low DPS.
As for PvP, nothing is better than getting into Battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls take their clothes off for money. Only the minimum interaction is necessary for a Paladin to perform, and it is this very quality that I love the most about my Paladin. I doubt Rogues get any time to watch pornography while trying to vanish and rack up combo points, and I bet Shamans havenāt seen a single naked breast while figuring out which totem to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next.
In addition to grinding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us the flexibility of downloading pornography. Hammer of Justice allows a quick 6 second glimpse at a naked lady while our opponent is stunned, and Divine Shield allows a leisurely 8 seconds of quality right-hand time. Indeed, Paladins have cornered the market on the pornography during playtime of World of Warcraft gameplay.
It saddens me that many Paladins do not take advantage of the main functionality of your character, and are in fact lobbying for increased DPS, or more combat options. These are all unnecessary frivolities that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency. Instead, we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is great to grind with while grinding your loins.
god, wow playersā¦amirite fellow weebs? hahahahahah
just play dragoon where you have to simultaneously juggle 2 three buffs and a bleed during your 3 different 5-step combos that you have to do from the right positions and in the right order
my friend asked me if heās a weeb because he plays a miqoāte. i told him he was one the moment he got to the character creator
which doesnāt bother me because i kind of grew into that rotation over time. itās starting something new from a high level that is daunting.
yeah true the game does a generally acceptable job of easing you into it all with the base classes (except black mage which just becomes crazy funky town with WILDLY different rotations as you level), classes that start much later take a bit to get used to
Me, starting a job at a low level: I hate this, this takes so long to get my abilities. Iām gonna go back to red mage.
Me, starting a job at high level: I hate this, I have all these abilities and donāt know how to use them and itās confusing. Iām going back to red mage.
Thatās actually easy, you basically go from first rotation to 2nd rotation and then back again.
Paladin has a mega simple ārotationā at max level which swaps between MP generation and MP burn. Couldnāt be simpler.
Yeah this was my experience when I first looked at Gunbreaker. I basically went āNah. Gonna look at paladin first.ā to learn how tanks operate. And then I jumped to explody sword man.
tbf dragoon rotation is dead easy because the only abilitiy you need is elusive jump as your fight opener
and then you donāt participate in the rest of the fight so no other abilities required
Dragoon death is legendary.
Also, we now have rats.
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iāve only been caught out by elusive jump once, the first time i fought titan
i died irl as well from embarrassment
Did the same with bard.
The shot that pushes you backā¦ Pushed me back off the platform of Eden Titan.
Damn ghost akamito really haunting here for our sins
i made a dark pact with bobby kotick that binds my soul to this community
just canāt pass on to the other side which is a real bummer
Cute, keep them sealed though so they donāt murder-kill-kill you.
Iām already aware of their plan-schemes.