may their tea always be slightly lukewarm before they remember, but that kind of lukewarm that’s still just warm enough to drink so you feel obligated not to throw it out but also feel bad about the whole experience
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Woah woah woah, calm down there Lucifer. No need to go that far!
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Sounds about right!
Peeve: hardware companies who make their devices very precisely to last just about too much to go over the warranty so you’d have to buy new ones.
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Obi Wan Finale
Did you uh, not want to kill him there mate? You know, protect everyone from the mad Darth?
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Happy Midsummer to everyone who celebrates it! Otherwise, have a happy summer day/weekend in general! 
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I don’t recall giving you a choice in this matter.
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Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
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The fact that this line wasn’t meant to be hilarous is hilarious.
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Pretty much the case for the prequels in general.
Everything Anakin says on Mustafar gets a laugh out of my wife.
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Here’s hoping you have enough credulous tourists along for the festivities.
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It’s my birthday.
Wish me something better.
I got a message from my dad saying he was going to A&E first thing. His retina detached. Going well!
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Happy Birthday then!
His aunt (my great aunt) has had to take him to a hospital about 40 minutes away from the one in the city.
Im assuming he’ll have surgery soon.
Mum, like me, can’t drive. We’re dangerous enough walking.
Hoping it goes well for him and you and your family will be okay.
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Hope he’s okay.
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Fortunately, he has two eyes.
So I’m assuming he’ll be alright either way.
I’m quite sure I personally will be fine, going to go visit tomorrow… I need mum to cut my hair too.
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Happy birthday.
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Welp, this is my life now (got stuck and couldn’t move)
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