Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

Argent Dawn
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Do it quietly.

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Case in point. And frankly, Shelob is child’s play compared to how Shadow of Mordor is so antithetical to the spirit of Tolkien’s stories.

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Goth spider lady hot though.

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death-glares in Elvish

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Tolkien: Writes about the goodness in life and the beauty of life and nature. Despises war and has seen the worst of it himself.

Warner Bros: Focuses on brutality and combat and war and slaughter because war cool.

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tragic scenes today as Loras has gone missing after an expedition to the Blessed Isles alongside Lady Elise and her ‘companion’ Wenduag and died of severe dehydration

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Are you telling me you wouldn’t let Elise step on you with her spider heels?

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which one? she has eight

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All of them!

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look, I’m as horny on main as the next girl but I do have my limits and my limits are ‘literally a spider with thousands of spider pets’

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What about snakes?

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Cassiopeia squeezing you hard and turning you into stone.

Also for goth champions, there is also Bel’veth. And of course Evelynn.

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Incidentally, Vixi, I’d like to share something with you that I’m anxious to just let the entire Internet see, at least for now. Could you contact me on Discord? Linneris#3278.

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Certainly, I will add you in a little moment!

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I would kill and die for the snake lady in XCOM, yes

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Boa Hancock

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I will resist the innuendo with dignity.

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“Who are they?”
“They were once men. Great kings of men. Except two of them, they were badass samurai women in service to Cao Cao.”

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