Realistically they should be playing them night to night, if it’s a vampire.
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I need a broom or rolled up news paper to hit you with for this.
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A wooden stake also works.
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Dammit.
No banner toy for Djynni then. (Probs go shattered hand since rogue then)
What about the garlic and herb dip from Dominos?
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Depends on the herbs inside. Sage might keep them away. Chive might not though.
Well, can you do it again on alts?
Peeve: Now I want Dominos
Be better than this.
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I finallt gave the masses what they wanted and fist fighted with Dagoth Ur, the god, in Morrowind.
My attributes didn’t get as messed up as I expected and frankly, he’s quite pathetic once you drain all the fatigue from punches. 11/10 will probably do again.
What a grand and intoxicating innocence
(I’ve never played Morrowind I just know the memes)
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Oh. Oh, this must be a mistake. You’re - you’re who? No, no, no, I’m sorry, but I have to draw the line somewhere. I don’t know about Vivec or Caldera or any of those other little crap holes but we have certain standards here on the Red Mountain. I could handle the god damn lizard you know, but this is something else. A khajiit? Really? A freaking mouth-breathing cat? Is Azura even trying anymore? Moon-and-Star more like Moonsugar-and-Stoned. I’m surprised you didn’t go pawn the Wraithguard off to go buy some you little evolutionary cul-de-sac. You know I bust my rear, like I really try to make this place all reborn and purged and what do you do? Strip down to your skivvies and down seven bottles of skooma before punching a guard in the back of the head. You’re looking at me with that glazed over lobotomized look in your swiveled eyes, so I assume you can vaguely understand me. Take those clown feet of yours and lumber on out of here.
(new dagoth ur copypasta dropped)
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With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.
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Maybe I should just conquer all the Dunmer in a CK3 playthrough instead.
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sounds exhausting, whew
This would have been appropriate if I had done it on my Khajiit save, but I did it on the Dunmer 
You should it’s quite good for a game that came out in 2002 and also more queer than most modern media tbh.
punching people in Morrowind is such a khajiit activity thus it is assumed you were playing the skooma head simulator
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Argonian is the superior furry/scaly option anyway
/e licks own eyeball
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I do not like MoP timewalking.
It’s so boring.
I am screaming.
Also Morrowind has the correct legs for Khajiit and Argonians. Therefore both are good choices.
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The breed of khajiit you play in Morrowind isn’t the same as in other games.
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