My Dunmer can be a skooma addict too 
Heās not, heās just very not interested in whater Dagoth Ur, the god, had to sell him.
If only they could wear full helmets and boots
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Come Nerevar, friend or traitor come. Look upon theā¦ Oh, Iām sorry, didnāt realize you were an argonian. No no, itās not a problem I was just expecting a dark elf. No, itās not because I think that theyāre more capable or anything itās justā¦ No dude, I donāt have an issue with reptiles. Some of my best slaves were argonian. Alright, that came out wrong. Listen, what Iām trying to say isā¦ What? Iām sure you come from a very fine swamp. Very good with a spear. Assuming? Iām not assuming anything. Thatās just what you people do. The royal you as inā¦ Look, we got off on the wrong foot. Together we shall speak for the law and the land and shall drive the mongrel lizards of The Empireā¦ Dogs. I meant dogs. Look, Iām sorry I just really expected a dunmer. What? Why? Because you were a dunmer the last eight freaking times. I donāt know what the hell Azuraās playing at making you an argonian but I assume itās a joke. No, I donāt think argonians are jokes. Can we just fight? This is making me very uncomfortable.
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Well itās the ācorrect leg breedā then.
My old Skyrim Dunmer agrees and upvotes you post.
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I am so glad to see the AI voice memes are becomming copy pastas now
theyāre perfect copypasta templates
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Dunmer Cro shakes head sadly at all of these skooma addict Dunmer
Hey! Alds Venoris isnāt a skooma addict, thatās TES Dru tho bc Khajiit and they have LOREWISE different effects
āItās bonus stamina,ā my dunmer says with a twitching eye.
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Just awful.
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He was cold, so put the hoodie back on him. Heās acting like heās never worn it in his life.
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I made an inhuman squeaking noise
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@loras check out Heavenly Delusion/Tengoku Daimakyou
First episode dropped a few days ago
Instead of sitting up and yelling at me; heās laying down and yelling at me because he thinks he canāt sit up, its very funny.
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In morrowind, you can have a khajiit monk/thief wife.
I could probably have many of those if I roleplayed in ESO
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Ahnassi is precious and mustnāt be compared to them. She may or may not trick you into killing a few people that bothered her but thatās just how these things roll.
Ahnassi is wonderful and must be protected
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if the hourly rate was right my khajiit would watch you play resident evil at night so you dont get scared
also im sorry but ESOās cat-wife ember is precious and i will burn down orsinium for her
also i found an altmer lesbian couple on high isle and saved their marraige with lava rocks. always be an ally gamers. even if it means a volcano
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Dunmer nod of approval
Everything can be solved by having a volcano nearby