I often describe a miss as a strike that didnāt do damage (you hit their armour, or its hide is too thick where you struck, etc) for exactly this reason - a creature with high AC acting like Neo instead of just being heavily armoured is a little silly
Reminds me of translations of old pirated games like GTA where when someone saying āchill the f outā was translated into ācool down your f-ingā, if I were to translate it back into english. The whole of San Andreas was full of such interesting interpretations of language.
Tangentially related, the fact that Convergenceās story (despite its many flaws) shows clearly that someone with the power to effectively quicksave/load conversations would very quickly lead to a sociopath who treats people like objects you can manipulate into doing what you want was great
Just the wording miss gives you the impression that you, yāknow, missedā¦
now letās play a fun owlcat game, who has higher AC?
a naked boi that speaks cryptically about some dips, orā¦ someone decked out head to toe in full plate?
Itās what Iāve done in Kingmaker. Oh, I can only pass this check if I roll 15 or more? Alright, Iāll do five tries.
Oh, passing this check gives me 90k EXP? Alright, Iāll do it for the next half an hour. Donāt ask my autism why that didnāt turn out to be the most boring thing ever, though.
just take a lil scaled fist level dip bro itās totally fine itās not addictive bro just line it with a lil nature oracle on top bro
(itās the problem with martial classes in Pathfinder 1E, where itās very rare that putting a bunch of levels in one class is better than getting features from many classes - that, and armour bonuses almost never scale nearly as well as stacking dodge bonuses)
Meanwhile, me, an Oracle with a Natureās Whispers thinking Iām gonna be the tankiest boy ever, but still somehow manage to mess it up
(I found a cool armor with a cool effect and the armor gives me slightly more armor than just pure Charisma, I guess I should have at some point taken Archmage Armor and some Robe or something idk what naked chars donāt wear)
in theory it should come up as a basic ability (in the middle of your action bar, where the things like charge and coup de grace life) as soon as you hit mythic level 7 and Aivu becomes Large.
If Mount Up hasnāt appeared I can only suggest trying something like equipping the Triceratops Statuette if you have it and see if summoning Bismuth creates it, or respeccing to see if resetting your progress and going back from scratch fixes it