Use them PEEPERS the Earthmother gave you!
Joe, you just popped up on my Facebook feedâŚ
You put a smile on my face 
worked out how to watch fafner without getting bored by the glacial pace: watch it at 2x speed
Still nothing.
Why you lying at me?
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Thanks Croe.
Brace for Nazmir born elves raised by blood trolls.
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I look into the camera and a single tear, brimming with sorrow, rolls down my cheek.
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ty for the idea I know what I will be RPing in august
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not just a blood elf, but a BLOOD elf
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Thereâs a blood elf (
)
and a blood elf (
)
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you know not what you have done
amanâthulâŚwhat I haveâŚseenâŚ
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Spoilers
If maria can beat Malenia and I can beat Maria, then maybe I should get a move on and beat Malenia
NGl, I donât hate Malenia as much as I hate the Friede fight, but I always love seeing Maria be awesome.
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I remember a backstory, see if I can find it, that was super cringey and was about an elf raised by trolls, who had travelled across the sea in 2 days in a âcasketâ as a baby.
Found it: I donât want to link, in case it embeds, Google: Chisana Defias
Itâs err⌠Cringey⌠Beware.
âYa be an elf, Chi, but ya haf de soul of a Troll.â - ZulkaâJin
âHero of the Zandalar Tribeâ Aaaagh! This person once posted this on the forums asking people what they thought, they were proud of it. XD
I almost feel bad at them, if they still play, theyâve probably forgotten all about this and cringe themselves.
Traveling to unknown and mysterious lands in a casket just makes you a FromSoft protagonist.
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True, unfortunately this one didnât proceed to then die a few dozen times on a journey to kill some absolutely metal looking monsters.
Iâm all but certain they added Maleniaâs nonsense HP regen after internal playtesting showed that she was difficult but not that difficult, which put her at odds with the optional, harder route she is on. The fact that the HP regen is coded to hits, even hits fully blocked by shields and magic, means that itâs just a slapdash âif land hit, gain HPâ addition handwaved by a mention in her great rune that âshe gets really pumped about fightingâ which honestly could be said for 90% of Elden Ringâs bosses.
Malenia has that kind of horrific design encounter that makes the Frenzied Flame ending all the more cathartic.
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Fromsoft are good in general, but I genuinely feel that Elden Rings weakest point, with a few exceptions, is the bosses.
I like the likes of Renala, a few of the dragons, stuff that fits the established template of better telegraphed attacks, space to dodge and actually punish Bosses moves.
Stuff like Malenia, Morgott and blooming Bell Bearing Hunter are just frustrating cheesey nonsense, with infinite stamina, huge combo chains, few if any punish or breathing roomsâŚ
And donât get me started on the Pair or duplicate bosses. Or the Ulcerated Tree Spirits in the flipping Catacombs, man!
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Those were more annoying to fight than anything else. Just a giant tantruming wormy spiiky thing.
I did enjoy elden ring (For the most part, never did beat the last boss, too much running, got impatient.) but yeah, a lot of the bosses were really annoying.
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Decided against retraining my main character in WoTR, cuz at level 19/nearly 20 Iâm basically at the endgame anyway, and going through all the steps is pretty obnoxiousâŚ
Kinda wanted to get a different background/deity as well so I wouldnât be stuck with Quarterstaves, but recently I got two very powerful Quarterstaves that have Elder elemental type, so idk⌠guess Iâll not ride my Aivu.
I hate how the retraining in game also locks you into the game until youâve completely all of the levels and mythic abilities. And if you make a mistake, you canât actually reload an earlier save, you gotta complete it. I just closed the game manually (you canât even quit it in-game!!!) which is⌠really confusing design.