Pet peeves: The return (Part 4)

Always must he dwarf!
But as I’ve increased the party size I made other races cause, as much as dwarves are top, I do like other things and diversity.
Although small races tend to get in first.

May I interest you in a Githyanki? Not exactly a goblin, but they’re space goblins to me. except instead of antisemitic greed they’re like dragon riders or something (i haven’t played enough of bg3 to actually learn who they are)

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it’s a tragedy they never actually released the april fool’s bardin’s song book album

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>open a necromancy book
>the lighting turns my hair fully rainbow

what did larian mean by this?

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I don’t mean to brag (I do) but I’ve just killed the cambion commander in the prologue :sunglasses:

Tiefling Spore Druid
Sending out zombies and lasering people to death with the power of the moon :person_shrugging:

Great, time to spend 100+ hours in the first act!

baldur’s gate doesn’t have playable skeletons so i’m struggling to want to download it

more games need playable skeletons

Well yeah… but you can summon skeleton friends though. There’s that. You can also be extremely Goth in style.

Well yeah, the character creator would be extremely boring.

it’d just all be bone.

Like this.

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All bone, all skin, what’s the difference ?

You could put facepaint and a beard on both of them if you really wanted to.

Alright you got me, I’M IN.

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I would like to wish a merry go F yourselves to any and all SWF parties in DBD, I remember why I stopped playing outside priv matches.

BHVR let me opt out of going against SWF thx

I’m by no means finished with this run, but I’m one ritual pot short and then maybe I can try to “rock” Malenia’s world?

All my weapons are maxed, I have 50 vig and near 40/40 in int and faith and the Radahn Knight is +9 (the max he’ll get this run through)

Just got to find where the last ritual pot is and make a load of frostpots.

Which incantation to use against Malenia?

Seath has my back;

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Lightning Spear is kicking her behind if I keep her in the water.

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Lightning does tend to be the ‘F everything in that general direction’ button for Elden Ring. Magic is good, but there’s some stuff just Nopes it.
Lightning is a bit more fickle, but stuff like the Spear of Gransax and its ash of war are like bringing a 50. cal to a knife fight >:3

God don’t remind me, the songs are so good why did they do this to us

I’d go with the funny highly spammable thunderbolt instead.

Projectiles get dodged easily by elden ring’s input reading AI, death from above doesn’t

My shameful elden ring moment is dying to some chode mokeys because I forgot that we’re realism gamers now and a lightning strike from the sky can’t happen in a cave.
:point_right::woozy_face:

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Less realism and more the logistics of how the spell works, in that it’s a projectile that comes down from above. Provided you find a big enough cave like the one with two barbarian chiefs in it that leads to dragon island, it’ll work. Otherwise, it’ll hit the ceiling

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Lae’zel roasted my Dragonborn for being ‘an undersized wyrm’, I can’t believe this you are the dragon-riding people this is an outrage

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