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lae’zel @ your dragonborn
I want my pointy faced black eyed weird elves!
Yeah that checks out.
Would buy, no hesitation whatsoever.
As for RPGs, I gravitate more to roles than given races and prefer the talky one that convinces the bad guy he ought to retire, leaving the realm in my capable hands.
I want an Ubersreik 5 movie.
Preferably with the actual voice actors.
Also they save the world in end times.
No regrets. No remorse.
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It was so mean
Gale also said I basically wasn’t a magic user because that’s only for wizards and to be honest I am starting to see where the Dark Urge is coming from
Pretty funny, considering when you recruit Halsin he’s all “oh good, someone good at druidic magic, I’m crap with that”.
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“You aren’t a magic user, are you?”
Me, who killed a level 8 commander of Hell with eldritch blasts: excuse me?
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imagine an alien (presumably the size of a mountain, to scale it up) doing this to a human in their incomprehensible language and then just leaving
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my in laws are staying in my house, which is a tiny mid terrace. everybody is sick, there’s no space to move around and me the wife are sleeping on a blow up bed in the living room.
i’m tired and i feel 
and they’ve only been here two days. help
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Out of all possible first contact scenarios, it’s distressingly plausible.
But square-cube law
⏚⏃⏚⊬ ⋔⏃⋏, ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⏚⏃⏚⊬, ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⏚⏃⏚⊬ ⋔⏃⋏, ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⏚⏃⏚⊬ ⏚⏃⏚⊬ ⏚⏃⏚⊬ ⋔⏃⋏, ⌰⟟⏁⏁⌰⟒ ⏚⏃⏚⊬! ⏚⏃⏚⊬ ⋔⏃⋏!
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Suggest to your wife that she should disown her parents briefly whenever they want to visit
these aliens generate their own gravity and have anti-/reverse-gravity glands to help deal with that sort of problem, which they also use to allow them to traverse space without requiring spaceships (though some still make them because they’re cool)
Started the Endwalker Hildibrand quests.
I’m… conflicted. I feel like the plots are much wackier and more cartoonish than they were in previous expansions (and that’s quite an achievement). Which is a direction, just not necessarily a direction I like.
Like our friends in the rest of the animal kingdom, develop defensive countermeasures. Camouflage, silent movement or failing that, disgusting secretions if caught.
Or just take long walks, Iunno.
The Hildibrand questlines are terrible and their popularity an unsolvable mystery. Like, imagine if WoW had 30% of a patch dedicated to quests with Bud Nedreck and they were more anticipated than most raid tiers.
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It’s making motivating myself to go out on my runs considerably easier that’s for sure.
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I’m getting pretty good at knowing when to start spear spamming (when Tiche’s knocked Malenia’s 
to the ground).
Waterfowl is causing me the most trouble. Got phase one down, got phase two mostly figured out, I’m just having trouble with dodging the bit of waterfowl before she jumps into the air (the bit where she leaps to you regardless of where you are) and in phase two that STINGS especially with the rot build up.
Found out that Tiche’s OP, she can dodge a lot of Malenia’s attacks, her dot is OP and she will absolutely wreck Malenia’s poise.
EDIT: I have also stopped using frostpots and actually partially learned to do the range dodge for WFD.
That’s the most annoying bit of that attack but also the part you can (read: have to) use against her.
If she’s gonna yeet herself across the arena, simply yeet yourself towards her and she’ll fly past you 
anyway i hate waterfowl dance it is the worst thing from ever made why did they not nuke it yet 
It’s okay she flirted with me later apparently we’re doing a tsundere thing