PTR Spoiler/Discussion Thread (Part 1)

Don’t forget to throw out stuff that’s been known for months, if not years because it adds to credibility somehow.

Damn man, Blizzard has an unhappy work environment? If only there was some huge scandal about this or something. Of course the video was released to have something to contend with Endwalker, Blizzard always tries to match other big releases with something. My favorite part is that there’s probably a real leak out there somewhere that everyone’s completely dismissed because it’s caught in the middle of these nonsense ones.

It happened with RDR2. So many fake map leaks came out, then someone leaked the real one and everyone said “why’s there a Cuban island on the map? Fake AF. GTFO.”

Favorite part about this leak is mentioning the “Fortnite generation.” Yeah man, a bunch of kids are going to start playing WoW because it has seasons bro. It’s not that Fortnite’s free to play and on consoles (which make for easy Christmas and birthday presents) that made it popular. The kid’s just say “golly gee willikers dad, nothing satisfies my infantile brain more than acruing a multidude of experience points, informally known as EXP, in this seasonal gamemode.” I’d have believed them more if they said they wanted a Warcraft skin in Fortnite.

The afterlife is a series of eternal consequences for arbitrary circumstances set in motion by machines. We are nothing and suffer for it.

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Can’t believe that Warcraft is actually the prelude to “I have no mouth and I must scream”

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I’m reminded of anduin’s butler and lakeshire ben who got chucked into the maw for no reason.

I know about Ben, where was the butler?

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In the before the storm novel, having a sad dying of old age scene, not seeing his wife in whatever glimpse of the afterlife he had in his final moments.

My favourite ‘real’ leak is Pokémon Lets Go Pikachu/Lets Go Eevee that was leaked on 4chan on April Fools Day but was legitimate.

Before the Storm novel. Anduin’s old butler died of old age, and since it happened post-Legion, he got maw’d.

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Since these are all Godlike Pantheons now, with their own realms of existence.

Why do only Life and Order/Arcane provide souls for the Shadowlands? :thinking: :weary:

And there was no Server of Death boss in Sanctum of Domination? We were ripped off. I want a Maw butler who throws spiked tea cups at you.

The Afterlife is just the Hogwarts Houses.

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Break the cycle. Eat a demon.

that moment when the Twisting Nether is their afterlife/Ardenweald, and they probably have their version of the Winter-Queen(Whipping-Queen, knowing Dan’user’s taste), but instead of just letting you sleep until you reset back into the mortal plane, you’ll get tortured to be a better Demon instead.

It will make being killed in the Twisting Nether a whole lot more favorable for a Demon. :pensive:

But there’s demons in Maldraxxus!

Captured ones, yea… Prolly from the Mortal plane aswell!

The queen of the succubi. Yeah, I see that happening.

The grimy hands of JKR deciding every fictional setting needed four easily marketable archetypes that apparently define the totality of your character have befouled the entire entertainment industry

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Overconfidence, obedience, gardening and tea parties.

At least that’s what they took from her and not Dalaran wizards pooping on the floor and warping it into the twisting nether.

If you expect me to say “or transphobia” I would, but I’m waiting to see how this Pelagos Arbiter stuff pans out because right now I can only imagine them putting him in a feminine body and that is seriously uncool, so I will reserve judgement until then.

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I am reminded of Hunger Games and its clones.
I wince and burry my face in my palms.

Think you’re not sexist?

Okay; name every woman😎

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