You sacrificed everything, even the ability to roast
While you sacrificed fashion sense, no wonder you keep that face hidden. Fancy replacement for a paper bag.
Itâs amazing what will happen, if you feed a kodo enough blueberries and laxatives at the same time.
You share three things with Garrosh. Your race, your tattoos and the look that screams âI have severe daddy issuesâ.
Gonna have to watch my steps next time Iâm in Orgrimmar, wouldnât want to step into slim-⊠Oh, it was just a goblin.
All beware, Skeletor in a mish-mashed getup⊠And a torch! Or donât, if you feel like itâŠ!
I didnât know that they implemented Fury Fetus to be playable in the game!
Your thread is about as interesting as your mog.
Your hat is worse than hers.
You are⊠a Human!!!
I thought it was just Stormwind suffering a rodent problem, looks like Orgrimmar suffers from it too.
I thought the Lich King had recruitment standards, then I saw you. Was the Lich king trying to meet a quota when he made you or something?
I thought you had that hood to appear less ugly, but then I saw the rest of your armor.
For a while I thought Blizzard knew what they were doing.
But then they released the Void Elves.
And then you were dumb enough to roll oneâŠ
I donât know whatâs sadder⊠you calling yourself âDogofwarâ or the fact that you went as far as using an accent to be able to use that horrible name.
I donât know what humors me more, all you elves being indistinguishable or you calling yourself âColdshĂĄdeâ while being a mage.
A genuine argument for post-natal abortions.
Try to hold your two hander in a practical way in a fight buddy.
If your going to run around on all 4âs, at least have the decency to wash your hands afterwards.
Personal hygiene, on a basic level, shouldnât have left you when you changed from human to dog.
Your profile is hidden, but even from here I can smell the sheer lack of gold you have on your body.
Imagine calling your kind opulent and sophisticated when you are not absolutely covered in GOLD.