Give us tentacle beard options!!
Draenei is waiting for you muhahahaha
Sylvanas or Nâzoth.
Neither are unexpected twists and weâre being beat over the head with how evil Sylvanas is being and how Nâzoth is totally coming back aaaaaaaaaany minute now.
Remember, the more obvious and basic as hell the answer to a âmysteryâ in the plot is, the closer that answer is to what will happen.
âWait and seeâ is just Blizzard speech for âOh crap they figured it out alreadyâ
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Blizzardâs storytelling is too predictable, yes. They havenât actually done a twist since MoP and that was only because there was no clear villain for a while.
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Eh they kinda straight up gave away that it was Garrosh not long before launch. I remember an intense amount of whining that there was no big baddie, so they seemingly caved and revealed it would be garrosh about 3 patches early. I seriously wonder if they had to change much of the plot to accomodate the whining.
Itâs why I was so confused at the âhypeâ for BfA being AvH themed. MoP was supposed to be just that and people hated it, then bfA is revealed and people went nuts for it. What the hell?
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Whatâs Nazjatar? Doesnât sound as important as Mechagon.
Also, lol Sylvanas with Old God weapon.
Naga/Elf lore
I sleep
Titan/Gnome lore
REAL 
Nazjatar is an underwater zone that isnât actually underwater. The naga sportingly decided to give up their massive home advantage out of respect for the WoW players who couldnât handle moving in 3 whole dimensions in Vashjâir without crying about it.
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What if Iâm bored by both naga and gnomes?
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Then I suppose you can borrow the box I sit in when Iâm bored of AvH narrative.
In one corner youâll find a bed, thereâs an en suite, the kitchen is down the hall to your left⌠thereâs no fridge or oven.
Rent is 20,000g a month. First month upfront.
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Broken shore number 2
Risen from Sea floor by Zulâdan
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I honestly donât know why Vashjâir was so disliked. It still is today a graphically gorgeous/impressive zone and just because it was underwater a group of players are emphatically roaring whenever another underwater zone (or in this case an underwater boss fight) is mentioned.
I would have preferred Nazjatar to be underwater myself.
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Azshara awakens Nâzoth, heâs the next big baddie.
9.3 comes and Sylvanas kills Nzoth and is hailed a hero and all is forgiven.
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Idk, some people somehow had trouble targeting in the 3D place⌠I have no idea how
True and also very based
Iâm #WithHer
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Statue of Sylvanas is built in Dalaran, instead of Tirion⌠Even itâs now chamber of Guardian nowâŚ
You have to remember your average casual player is⌠incredibly, incredibly bad at the game. Thereâs a reason why LFR is sometimes harder than normal mode. People are just dumb.
Iâm vaguey reminded of people in FFXIV whining about a scenario where you play as an NPC. Apparently it was âtoo hardâ despite being a case of spamming a single target spell, avoiding AoE and healing one NPC every so often. So for the next one of these scenarios they gutted it down so hard you can pass it by literally doing nothing except a single stack mechanic (Otherwise the other NPCs die).
I canât think of any similar cases in WoW off the top of my head, except for LFR where I seriously wonder if people even know where to find their 1-= keybinds. The fact it took four wipes for one tank to finally go on each boat was mind boggling! You know the fight Iâm talking about.
Throw in a third axis of movement and the dumb get even dumber.
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This was back in cata though, people shouldnâtâve been that bad yet
There are still a lot of clickers in WoW and youâd think after so many years of WoW having existed this wouldnât be the case anymore.
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Sometimes I click when Iâm being lazy.
But generally i use keybindings