Story Forum Offtopic Lounge pt. 2


#891

evrything is elf land.


#892

A naked tauren and a naked night elf walk into a thread…

A story best left for Goldshire, probably.


#893

I’m wearing pants though?


#894

Really? I didn’t notice. Tauren all look the same to me.


(Araphant) #895

Daelinna is seeing what her eyes want to see. Tauren without pants. Looking at how Jaina behaves, this is a natural thing for Kul Tirans.


#896

So her wanting peace now with horde is becasue thrall biceps afterall?


#897

It’s because Blizzard is pushing the toxic narrative that Jaina is weak and crazy without Thrall coming to her rescue and putting some sense into her tiny brain.


#898

Ok, then you are colourblind. They all have different furs.


#899

It’s not that I am colourblind, it’s that I can’t stand looking at your ugly character for more than two seconds, so I didn’t notice any difference between you and the other cows I have seen in the game.


#900

Pffft, Tauren are beautiful in their own way. And if you look at a Tauren for two seconds, you’ll note some distinct features.

I know, the difference between males and females is hard.


#902

Reminder that this exists: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516649456582656014/535480130487975936/princess_of_stormwind_and_baine_by_lvzha-d6b7862.png


#903

Hey Daelinna, did you see this?


(Erevien) #904

Very cute.


#905

Erevien a furry confirmed?


(Araphant) #906

Burn it in the flames of the Inquisition.


#907

Reminder that this exists:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516649456582656014/552151391985205259/unknown.png

#908

Nothing can stop true love.


(Araphant) #909

My hammer can.


#910

Hahahaha, your hammer is useless against mighty Tauren fur.

EDIT

Also, you’re not actually carrying a hammer but a very hot sword.


(Araphant) #911

This theory demands testing. Meet me outside Uldir in ten minutes. You bring the fur, I will bring the hammer.