They have fluffy tails 
#TailsForWorgen
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Apparently their are some you can use that are hanging on our caravans 
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Hmm lucky guy, youâll get to see Rainblood in her two piece one being a string, the drinks are on you though 
I think I have a Leia slave-costume for you, you know the metal bikini with the matching collar and chains⌠
We have drinks all right⌠you could serve it to us!
hi i am Raccoon and a marksman hunter with energeering just like
I been torn apart by alliance and put back together by a spiritual healer , over and over and turned into some Alliance hateing monster.
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Actually, his name is Racoon, not his speciesâŚ
Subject: 89P13 is a raccoon-like Halfworlder
Well, anyhow, you will fit in any Caravan, Vulpera donât judge others
Or in any shipâs crew⌠
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Thats nice to hear.
-grabs his backpack and his gun-
ready when you are
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âStop calling me a Raccoon!â
âAlright, Iâm sorry, I shouldnât have said that, I meant to say Trash pandaâ
âIs that worse?â
âOh its so, so much worseâŚâ
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Boldy stated yet with my unmatched strengh and brutality, i would not only break free of any shackle , I am Odinâs favorite Warrior lady but beat you all to death with a single chain .
Or even bare handed since i like the more old fashioned and physical method, you woud find it very difficult to drink and digest anything being slammed in the concrete holded by the tail like a bloodied octopus for some too long time 
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Oh and before you try to bite anything since you refused to have fun and pleasure and to live and let live:/ Grab the fox creature by the throat and start crushing it with a single arm while punching his teeth and brain out with the other.
Haaaa !!! Nothing like some fresh pressed sanguine orange after all ! 
âŚso its the end of another weekend
Monday creeping closer and closerâŚ
But we still have the night ahead of us!
Enjoy the sunset and the late night poolparty!
The Vulpera know how to have fun and we welcome everyoneâŚ
âŚwho is not a gnome/mechagnome, orc, hoo-mon/not-cool Trian, or an undead (eew)
For the rest?
Its party time!
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Donât forget to /pet your Vulpera best friend before opening your weekly chest for good luck!
And reward us with tasty treats!
And boozeâŚ
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by the light this infestation is spreading! ⌠takes out a wod flamer thrower ⌠itâs time to purge! for the Sunwell!
You heard the lady. The blood elf infestation must be contained. Burn them all.
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You may need something more potent my lady. Vulpera are resistant to fire.
You are also not the first one, so Iâd kindly ask you to take a number and take a seat. We will call when it is your turn to commence with a purge.
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First only Alliance had the privilege to play fuzzy wuzzies and now Horde can indulge in the deep dark fantasies too
Itâs all about faction balance and there is nothing you can do to stop the invasion UwU
With all said and done Iâm still not gonna play vulpera because theyâre small and useless, basically a furry version of gnomes :3
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âŚand the Renâdorei was was never heard of again 
Thoâ some said, they saw the tattered remains of a gold and purple tabard on some sun-drenched bones
But around the campfires parents still tell stories to their pups about an Elf and how was he punished for his words and how the sands of Volâdun devoured what remained of him
Magister Umbric is still puzzled about the letter delivered to him by a volture that said "He was rude yet tastyâŚ
"
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Worgen: big badass wolf people with anger management problems tearing enemies to shreds, blessed/cursed by the almighty Mother Moon Elune herself (+ the perfect 14 werewolves fantasy)
Vulpera: aww smol fennecs looking for scraps in some desert wasteland lemme pet them so cute
You mean badass Fremen-like survivors in a desert that is so deadly the Trolls, the most resilient race on Azeroth, send other Trolls to die? Even after Sethrak - you know snakes older than the whole Kaldorei Empire (Sulthis, Vorrik, and Korthek both saw how the Loa Sethraliss sacrificed herself to stop the CâThrax Mythrax the Unraveler more than 16000 years agoâŚ) - enslaved some of them, they enduredâŚ? Oh and they casually spit curses in the face, be it any kind , as Norah said âA little curse never kept the vulpera from a worthy treasureâ
And donât forget several of them became PiratesâŚ
Vulpera are thoâ small, are fierce and cunning in battle, bringing down any enemy foolish enough to underestimate themâŚ
So yeah, please do make the same mistake and see only cute little fennecs you want to pet⌠
Usually that is the last mistake anyone make
Keep in mind these ferawells:
âSurvival means being resourceful.â
âTake care of yourself. No one else will!â
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I was just about to type that it was just friendly banter and that Vulpera are masterful survivalists able to thrive in extremely fierce conditions and salvage anything and everything they come across <3, Iâm completely unfamiliar with their lore but iâm sure they deserve a rightful place in the Horde
But I will NOT concede the point that theyâre cute little fuzzies and I still want to pet them no matter the consequences
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What a cruel reminder 