What’s the best way to pick up a Night Elf?
With a dust pan…
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Yo mama so fat,
I leveled 1-600 tailoring her pants.
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The whole vulpera race is the biggest joke in Warcraft.
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BFA Expansion
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What did Sylvanas say when the winter veil tree caught fire?..
This is pine.
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https://imgur.com/a/C3LSNm5
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Your houndmaster forgot to vaccinate you against rabies.
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You can repeat until your houndmaster will euthanize you.
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I am literally being roasted by a goat wtf
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Defeating King Mechagon and his gnomes was no small feat.
How many GMs does it take to change a light bulb? 0, it’s working as intended!
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A paladin sits down at a bar next to a warlock. The paladin taps the warlock on the shoulder. “What?” the warlock asks. “How about you conjure me up something to drink?” replies the paladin. The warlock looks at the pally incredulously and says “Man, have you got the wrong guy,” and returns to drinking his beer in silence. The pally, undaunted, taps the warlock on the shoulder again and says, “Well then, how about you conjure me up something to eat then?”. The warlock, getting a little annoyed now says “If I cant conjure you up something to drink, what the HELL makes you think I can conjure you something to eat??”. The warlock goes back to drinking in a huff and sure enough, the pally taps him on the shoulder one more time. “I’m sorry,” he says “but I thought you could do something for someone other then yourself.” The warlock takes a sip of his beer, turns toward the pally and smashes the bottle over his head. Bleeding on the floor the warlock says “Oh I’m sorry I thought you could tank!”
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You want jokes?
Well, you’re looking at one
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Why aren’t guardian druids ever invited to all-you-can-eats?
Because all they do is swipe everything in sight.
Why did the Gnome shove the warrior’s head into a plug socket?
Because he needed a charger for his phone
Why do priests often moonlight in shoe stores?
Because they’re an expert on heels.
Yogg-Saron is always complaining about the price of food. Too many mouths to feed apparently.
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After the Nightborne visited the trolls for the first time, they became HIGH borne
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What do you call a gnome discipline priest?
Compact disc
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All this with high elves and blood elves annoys me, but I will turn a blue eye.
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The only Warcraft joke I have ever made up: What do you call a holy paladin roasting in Ignis’s pot?
A bacon of light!
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Yo mama so fat, all of her gear is “Of the Whale”.
How do you start a Goblin Death Match? Throw a copper between a bunch of them.
Why is it bad being an enchanter? Because your bags just keep filling up with dust.
A dwarf walks out of a bar.
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What happens if you ask night elves if they’d like to go grilling in Teldrashil? They become malfurious.
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