He completed my collection of one full size worgen and two travel size.
When I stack the little ones they almost balance out.
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A true monk wonât turn down someone whose name begins with âAleâ.
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Because I was looking forward to quelling the unrest between the Blood Elf and the Draenei.
Also because she has great hair.
Also, because sheâs a monk.
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I needed someone to do the housework while Iâm away doing Souldefiler stuff.
That spinning whirlwind kick is fantastic for spin drying.
I love emo and gothic chicks!
no one knows what itâs like
behind blue eyes UwU
because hes black
Married to keep the Quelâdorei blood clean.
GLORY TO THE HIGHBORNE!
She throw me magics balls with sparkles 
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Needed to get some excersice⌠what could be better then someone who needs walks all the time?
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She slew a army of succubi 
Because I like Unholy warriors.
Female blood elves are cute 
Because an Apple told me to âthink differentâ, wait⌠did an Apple really talk to me? I think one must have somewhere at some time because I remember it happening.
in the event of her demise, a taxidermist could make sure my other garden ornaments have a new friendâŚ
Because he knows how to have a interesting conversation in bed⌠dhu!
Then she found out Alagondar likes to talk about his toy trains.
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Because sheâs a red head
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Because she have hair
Because theyâre (un)dead like me!
It seemed like a good idea after 15 flagons of meadâŚ
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