For every dungeon i’ve ran there was always at least one guy who in chat says
“brb, gotta roll one”
It’s like everybody only plays this game when they are intoxicated on some kind of hellish substance.
Horde, can you play sober for once please?
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I have also noticed alot of people who are stoned.
And I dont mind if people are somewhat intoxicated on a saturday evening.
But I’m more troubled about the people who are so stoned that they cant see on a wednesday afternoon…
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I wouldn’t mind it as much if every stoner didn’t feel compelled to tell the group how high they are every 5 minutes tbh.
We all get it,we all figured it out after the first 20 times,still doesn’t make you cool 
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When a hunter forgets to bring his ammo and somehow end up drowning in the dungeon then only god knows what kind of substances he is consuming.
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DUDE WEED LMAO
/10char
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Weed 
Did I tell you how high I was right now? I’m so cool I smoke weed
I’m high btw,in case you don’t know So high because I smoked weed
Yeah that’s pretty much how they look to everyone else
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Must be a Horde thing. I don’t believe I’ve ever had anyone mention can.nabis smoking in any of my dungeon runs, and I’m fairly certain I did at least a hundred of them over the last 4 months. Very rarely I do get people opening or getting a beer, and even I mentioned my alcohol consumption on occasion I believe.
I suppose all the cool and hip people are on the no shoes side this time around. Or they were always there to begin with.
Edit: can.nabis is a forbidden word. Good job Blizz. /slowclap
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Don’t eat the devils lettuce.
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Wait for TBC and everyone will be a Sanguine Hibiscus
Never understood stoners - I always preferred drink
And as a semi-retired gentleman of a certain age and can say will some confidence;
Wednesday afternoons suck - you need to be hitting the Rum by midday or they drag
Shouldn’t stop you being on top of your game though
The youngsters need more practice
That’s just Hunters - strange folk
The guy that drowned was probably waiting for Feign Death
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hah yeah I get that when running dungeons also:
me: “can we take 2 min, I need a piss?”
group member 1: “sure thing, imma go blaze up.”
group member 2: “yeah smoke sounds good. brb”
group member 3: “same brb”
group member 4: already afk
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As Horde, we had to use medication and weed to avoid feeling bad for Alliance when we destroy them everyday from fly path early P2 to Alterac Valley.
Zug Zug and For the horde.
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never seen horde player feeling bad about killing lowbies, so dont lie 
but i seen horde rogues calling ally healer ganker when heals afk player at flypath 
because playing too much wow and doing drugs/bad life habbits go hand in hand 
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I’d rather have a high guy in my group than a drunk one. Drunk people are useless, high people are just… slow
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Maybe just eat much food and u blame them for high i have 7 potato in belly and im npc level escort q bro 
edit: potato emoji not kidney
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The answer is really simple actually. I mean, look at the mug on my troll avatar… and that was the most handsome option. 
You can’t play Horde sober because they are so repugnant you are constantly swallowing back chunks. And that is only from looking at their backsides.
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you get high during your play! to not realize how sh*t this game is xD
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a joint a day keeps the doctor away.
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Many people roll cigarettes? Whats the problem?
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