The hourglass thing has been so prevalent that I smile when I see female characters that describe themselves as being skinnier or chubby.
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God that sounds glorious.
I do genuinely miss the ignorant days of my first foray into WoW RP where I had no idea what was acceptable in lore and could just edge it up all day long.
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You’re not a real roleplayer if you didn’t start as a Peasant straight outta Skyrim having just learned how to bake bread and with terrible hygiene.
Check mate.
Yuuup, hence why my favorite race to RP being Pandaren. You gotta be chunky cuz that’s the racial standards. Anything less and I’ll be doubtful that you don’t wanna RP a Pandaren but a Pandawa from the Dofus game.
Then the character inevitably gets into a fight and said peasant suddenly hulks out, because there’s no way that the player will let their character be bested by inferior roleplayers.
i’ve never rped with you but i feel this is about right
I feel like most characters I encounter dynamically adapt their character’s power depending on the situation at hand, to ensure that they can always win.
A fight with a somewhat craftier than average Hozen chieftain or a demigodlike fel-twisted voidlord hybrid feels like it poses relatively similar challenge to some…
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Nope, nope, nope! My eyes!
Accurate. How dare this high fantasy roleplayer try to impose his overwhelming might with enchanted weapons and armor against my peasant wielding nothing for a forch?
Name: Bipsy Ticklesprocket
Race: ‘Gnomette’
Class: Baker II Cupcake Enthusiast IIFRIEND
Age: Old enough.
Height: Adorable size! uwu
Eye Colour: Sparkling Blue
Short Description: Bipsy’s a baker and cookie MoNsTEr whose blue overalls are always splattered with chocolate dust and joy, she LOVES cuddly Pandaren and huggable Worgen! She’s never without her trusty wooden spoon or her awesome array of cooking utensils. She smells like vanilla, adventure and fun.
Short Backstory: Having escaped the dark horror-ridden confines of Gnomeregan’s underworld, Bispy’s first and foremost thought is spreading GNOMISH joy and happiness to all the population! She has an extensive knowledge of baking and friendmaking.
Motto: “Live, Love, Laugh!”
Voice Reference: Kirsten Schaal
Theme Song: Icona Pop - I Love It (feat. Charli XCX)
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You must be purged.
They hated Raes for she told them the truth
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Oh, and have an appropriate image for the thread.
http://i.imgur.com/jp53I2U.jpg
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Name: Lord Robert “Jim” Stark
Race: Human
Class: Noble
Age: 40s
Height: Regular size plus elixir of giant growth
Eye Colour: Grimdark
Short Description: Has a dour demeanor. A serious look on his face while smoking his cigar. He wears black leather with a black overcoat (with sometimes some brown mixed in when he feels cheerful). He has a mustache and beard. With literally every action and line spoken he oozes just how grim and how dark he is.
Short Backstory: A nobleman from the north of the Eastern Kingdoms he saw his lands destroyed by the Scourge. Now he hangs around in Stormwind to garner support to retake the north. In practice this means you can find him in a bar, drinking and being grimdark.
Voice reference: Batman (the one played by Christian Bale)
Theme Song: The theme song of Game of Thrones
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Name: Emmanuel Morrison
Race: Human
Class: Paladin
Age: 38
Height: Statuesque
Eye Colour: Potent Cerulean
Short Description: Standing at an impressive height, Emmanuel is the peak of physical exemplarity. His chiseled chest, glistening as the first rays of morning sunlight hits it, near bulges through the normally tight-fitted shirt which adorns his body. His legs, sturdier than the trunks of an Elekk in it’s pride, stand firms to hold up this impressive display of pure charisma. His backside, even through the thickest of plate, always perfectly encapsules and displays the delicate rounded orbs of his personal seat. Atop of this imposing, eye-drawing figure, sits a head which can only be described as divine. Perfectly symmetrical, with thick, lush pink succulent lips and a potent gaze of his cerulean eyes is enough to make you enthralled by his charm. Underneath the statue-sculpted nose is an extended, thick, black moustache, twirling itself at the ends like the coils of a pig’s tail. The head itself lacks any mane, instead it is perfectly incandesent in radiance, basking in the light which shines upon this land.
His personality is far from what meets the eye. Born and raised within Stormwind, the man clearly speaks with a -heavy- mix of Gilnean and dwarvish accent, filling every sentence spoken from his fleshy,juicy lips with crude, outright repulsive insults. Due to him being a a true display of sheer male dominance and power, he loathes women, and will take every oppurtinity there is to shower them in insults and threats. Yet in his heart, he is lonley, for he seeks a life-partner, someone to hold close, someone to caress. Someone to yell at in intimate moments. He also really likes Garithos for being a true man of the Alliance.
Short Backstory: Born and raised in Stormwind, Emmanuel learned early on how to speak like a proper man of his Kingdom, quickly adopting the heavy accent which mixes both dwarvish and Gilnean. Seeing the corrupt city states of the nobles, he quit school to become a proffesional wrestler. He fought his way through the underground fighting circles of Azeroth, besting all of the diffrent races until he alone rose up as a champion. That is when King Anduin personally sent for him to assist. Rumors of the Dark portal having opened again concerned the people of Azeroth, so Emmanuel went there and found a horrific truth. Through the use of blue dragon magic, Sylvanas Windrunner had opened a portal to an Alternate reality and recruited Garrosh Hellscream and Deathwing into her ranks. Emmanuel knew he had to stop this so he did. A fight began and he won.
Now free of the shackles of war and a veteran for hundreds of years thanks to time-travel across realities, he now hangs around at the Pig and Whistle, displaying his superiourity and seeking someone to be the love of his life.
(Voice Refference: Jeff Goldblum with cockney accent)
(Theme Song: 4 Non Blondes-What’s up)
I made two for the ladies, so here is one for the boys if you want a character.
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It’s true, but the players can’t be blamed too much; it is exactly what we see in-game. In Northrend certain ghouls are harder than DKs. You can solo Titan watchers made of stone but that one elite moose is going to turn your character into a ghost.
Point is: Blizzard themselves are highly inconsistent with their strength parameters.
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SUFFER.
Name: Yoshuke Timuki-San
Race: Blood Elf (Actually the soul of a huma n girl from Earth)
Class: Wukkao Trained Former Shadow Pan
Age: 17
Height: Avergage but taller than most
Eye Colour: Shifting dependon mood
Short Description: Beautiful and alluring to al l men and women too (;)) she is thin with muscles and curves with enticing chest and behind.
Her eyes are colored to her mood and flash red when angry blue when happy and pink when in love and purple when… 
long golden hair which can change on it’s own like Susan Death can.
Short Backstory: Yoshuke was transported to Azeroth by a magical protal and found her soul inheriting into a Blood Elf orpahn who lived in Pandaren before the mists fell (shut up this is fine and my stroy if you don’t like it then don’t rp with me) she joined the Shadowpan and after proving herself really talented she became good friends with Taoshi and Taran Zhu and maybe more but her heart wanders and she left them to find the one who killed her parents.
She rides a magical shadowpan tiger and flies a black cloud serpent called bleak shadow who is alos her best friend and fights alongside her.
Voice reference: Morrigan dragon age
Theme Song: Two Steps From Hell - Never Back Down Extended
Relationship Status: Single 
Several lust bars seem to be taped together in the profile, all 20.
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This “character concept” is basically quite common in Silvermoon, really.
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The “belf female who is also adopting orcish culture and wear leather harnesses” is close after.
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How come I’ve never ever seen one of these? Heard the sin’dorcs are a thing, but never actually met one in-game.
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The few times I’ve been on Horde side I’ve seen them, diffrent ones, like five-six times. Enough and bad enough to take notice for me atleast. But nothing widespread.