This is why I’m making my YA novel protag just objectively hot. None of this “plain jane” shizz.
She smokin’ and she know it.
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Oh god… I know, knew one of those Sind’Orcs. It was so cringe and sparkled with the ERP that comes with it.
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Ah yes, the famous W.horriors from Argus.
Famous for their their cleave…age and their long pole arms…
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Name: Rokkaraga "insert body part"breaker
Race: mag har but definitely not from the AU because AU is for chumps
Class: Gladiator/former blademaster
Age: teen
Height: super tall
Eye Colour: no information apart from how scarred they are and how one is probably missing
Short Description: 4 paragraphs describing his weapons with super detailed gore details and a weapon back story you couldn’t gather from a first glance, 3 sentences on his appearence, 2 of which are dedicated to scars.
Short Backstory: had honour, lost honour, betrayal. Painted as consummate loner but came to azeroth because reasons.
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Name: Grukkra the MANSLAYER
Race: WARSONG Orc 
Class: SLAUGHTERER
Age: 23
Eye colour: Heterochromia
Short description: HOURGLASS orc with a HUGE chest and HUGE muscles and a HUGE axe. Two kids. Went to war PREGNANT and killed TWENTY-FIVE humans! Wrestles KODO for breakfast. CANNOT BE BEATEN 1v1 - if your character is ultra strong I’ll consider a draw. Is RESTLESS if she has gone five minutes without FIGHTING or DRINKING or ROARING her pride to the world!
(See NSFW art in description!)
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Name: Zazu’ke Nightmoon
Race: Half-Zandalari half-night elf
Class: Druid
Age: 16
Height: Super short
Eye Colour: Gold
Short Description: Zazu’ke has a beautiful skin like a mix of light brown and pink like his mother. His eyes look like pools of gold and his tusks are very small. Zazu (as everyone calls him) has long elf-like ears and his hair is long and bright pink like his fathers. (The model is female Zandalari but it’s a man IC!!!)
He’s very slim but muscular and he runs fast because his parents were both druids and he is now one too. He is very shy and doesn’t have too many friends but he’s always kind unless you make him get angry then he’s super scary and powerful!!
Short Backstory: Zazu’s parents met in Stranglethorn Vale and they fell in love at first sight. He was born in the Jungle too. His mother was a beautiful night elf and his father was a handsome Zandalari. They were both druids and at young age they started to teach Zazu how to be one too. He was super talented and great even for a five year old and he learned how to shapeshift to all forms when he was six. He now lives in Orgrimmar and he can be seen in Wyvern’s Tail a lot. He’s had many boyfriends and girlfriends before but they never understand him.
Voice reference: Sasuke from Dubs
Theme Song: Any Bleach or Naruto openingAdditional information:
IC note: Looks sad and lonely.
OOC note: Walkups welcome. :3 I don’t bite UwU Not hard at least…
And now, I’ll get the bleach.
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The fact that within 8 hours this post has gained 23 likes and made it into my top 6 most liked replies amazes me. it became hugely popular from out of nowhere and soon will be forgotten quickly… Just like Jason Derulo.
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Name: Bluegos the Mystical
Race: Blue Dragon
Class: Mage
Age: Old
Height: Tall
Eye Colour: Blue
Short Description: Regular human form with blue eyes and blue hair, dragon form looks just like Malygos.
Short Backstory: Born before the War of the Ancients, this truly ancient dragon likes nothing more than hanging around Stormwind in human form being deliberately obtuse and argumentative
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Alright Cracks neck, lemme give this a shot.
Name: Vanira
Race: Human (Mutant?)
Class: Master Monk
Age: 25
Height: 175CM
Eye Colour: Heterochromia
Short Description: Vanira is a young female in her prime years with an athletic and agile body yet attractive to the gaze of both male and female (Think of Wonder Woman.). Strong core muscles with proeminent chest leading further down to her hourglass waist and stomach which shows no fat followed by two thicc thighs that could crush melons. The most noteworthy aspects of her body however being two fox ears sticking out from her seducingly sanguine colored hair except the tips of which are pure snow white. in her lower back sticks out a somptuously fluffy tail swaying alluringly when she walks, tempting you to touch it.
Short Backstory: Her origins are unknown even to her, she only remembers having ever lived in a cage, the slavers feeding her and beating her up while calling her names, putting her down until during a trip on a ship, a storm raged, the wrath of the sea eventually ending up in a shipwreck not far away from Pandaria. There she washed ashored in Krasarang where the Pandaren people took her in, raised her as their own despite her differences. She found a Master called Ten-shin who turned out to be one of the 5 sages of Pandaria… He trained her in all the ways of the Monk, the young girl mastering all of them. She was very gifted and soon surpassed most Masters as a true prodigy at the age of 18 years old.
Eventually she left Pandaria, wandering Azeroth and providing her teachings a Wandering Master looking for her true place in the world and love.
Voice reference: League of Legends, Ahri
Theme Song: So no Chi no Sadame - Jojo Bizarre’s adventure
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Just curious…
But whats the appeal to playing a certain race and then make your RP character of said race freakishly gigantic? I mean if everyone is freakishly big no-one is right?! D:<
I mean I never got it. Same with all those bio-engineers with Steam-Mechanical Arms/Legs/Eyes/heads/peepee’s/whatevers…
In this case at least, it’s simply because bionic limbs are cool.
I can’t really fault anyone for feeling that way. They are cool. The issue is extreme overproliferation, excessively advanced technology (even the junker gnomes, undisputed masters of bionics, have limits) and their presence on races that have absolutely no business using that level of tech.
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Bionic limbs in RP is as overdone as eyepatches that somehow doesn’t come with downsides such as depth perception or lack of vision.
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Are they cool though? Roleplayers always jump into the next trend en masse. Remember when the scar era was a thing? Bionic limbs are so common now I just scoff and go “eugh” in response.
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So she’s… like 10 ?
It’s kinda like pop music. The more people listen/do it the more it becomes the norm and accepted as popular despite initiate opinion being dismissive.
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https://i.imgur.com/K64SJoH.jpg
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laughs in Mechagnome
I don’t have a specific concept to add, but as a whole; child roleplay.
Please take your Michael Jackson lookin’ selves and indulge your Peter Pan syndrome elsewhere, thanks.
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Virgin child Roleplayer vs Chad adolescent Roleplayer.
well, that’s just awkward out of context
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