because there’s nothing more manly than pretending to be a guy that blushes when he sees a woman, acts like existence means eternal sorrow and has yet to grow his beard hairs.
Just joking (kinda). Adolescent RP is quite of a mythical trope. It’s good rp
Well this has been an idea rolling around in my head for a while, that could be valid but I still doubt it’d be winning any awards. I also took a few liberties to cheat, so… Sue me.
Name: Rakkit Race: Vulpera Class: Engineer Scrapper (Cannot decide between Shaman and Warrior) Age: 25 Height: Average Vulperan height Eye Color: Green Short description: A Vulperan with yellow’ish fur with a striped pattern and pointy ears of medium length, with a short snout and green eyes. Short backstory: Rakkit travelled with his caravan, when he found an opportunity of adventure to be had with the Goblins of the Horde that showed up in Vol’dun. There he signed on as a volunteer assistant and learned all he could from the time spent with them.
One day a shipment from Mechagon got lost, and later the camp’s machinery had a major malfunction, that caused a number of explosions. Among the wreckage was a little round robot that had Goblin licensing stamped on it, so Rakkit decided to go around the Horde lands and look for any Goblin who’d be the owner of said robot. Voice Reference: Ratchet from the first Ratchet and Clank. Theme song: Any of the funky techno-beat songs from the first Ratchet and Clank.
Edit: Yes, I like the firsr Ratchet and Clank, and will even dare say that it is the best of the original trilogy… Fight me on that detail.
I will not drop names but I have seen a pandaren in SW with body shape: “Slim - curvy”. With “Smaller than most of her kin”. Can a skilled artist please make a picture how that would look?
Wow, that’s evil. Evanescence was my life. They will always be my one favourite band for all they meant to me even though I don’t listen to them today.
Pandaren with human proportions are just… No. Just no.
If they intended on Rping a sickly thin Pandaren Gul’dan or famished Grommash okay, sure, I could let it slide.
But nope, Human proportion Pandaren that’s perfectly healthy. If you dig deeper I’m sure you’ll find they have some human or worgen BF.
I swear some of you people come up with terrifying concepts… you’ll see that suddenly -now- the people who usually dont read the forums will start to read them
Now I’m actually curious how much of Pandaren size is actually just fur. If bears lose their fur they basically look like giant naked mole rats, it’s intensely creepy.
Proportions would still be the same, of course. I’m imagining a Pandaren Female with human-length legs and it’s… not good!
Name: Arthur Lionheart
Race: Lordaeronian Human
Class: Paladin
Age: 33
Height: 6’9"
Eye Colour: Heterochromic (Left is purple, right is golden)
Short Description: A tall giant of a man, with a big beard and long hair. He wears a constant serious expression, always walking around in his armour.
Short Backstory: Born as the Dark Portal was reopened, his mother died in childbirth. His father had already died in a war and so he was an orphan. He grew up on the streets, with nobody but himself, until he learned of the Silver Hand, and became their most ardent warrior. His wife and son died in Stratholme, leaving him alone again. He took on another wife who was killed by the Horde and learned he had a daughter. He spent his time killing undead in trying to find her when he found her - among the Death Knights of Northrend! He killed her, setting her free when he found something new - she had birthed him a grandson in her final moments of life. He named him Terenas, after his long lost great king. However, Arthas took his soul into his Runeblade, which broke Arthur’s lionheart. He lost his connection to the Light until he saw the ghost of his wife, reminding him of his greatness. He then fought against the Lich King, helping kill him!
Voice reference: King Terenas
Theme Song: Nightwish - End Of All Hope
Name: Vyrala Blacksorrow (Vyralia being her true name) Race: half-dragon Class: shaman Age: 15 Height: 170 cm (metric system FTW, you scrubs!) Eye color: one brown, other yellow Short description: Beautiful young woman with long black hair and amazing heterochromatic eyes who is seen as unbelievably attractive by all men who see her, regardless of the race. Always smirking. Short backstory: Some time ago, a black dragon who was infiltrating Stormwind on behalf of his sister, Onyxia, became entranced with beautiful woman who wielded shamanistic powers, so rare among her kind. He abandoned his mission only to spend time with her, but when she became pregnant with his child, he decided to leave her to protect her and his offspring. Woman gave birth to a baby and soon died, leaving little Vyrala in orphanage.
Everyone knew Vyrala was special, for she was able to create fire by the time she was two and other kids started noticing she was disappearing from her bed at night. When she reached age of five, she fled the orphanage and travelled the world, mastering her draconig form by now. She visited every corner of Azeroth, meeting with other dragons who could see she wasn´t evil like other black dragons and accepted her.
When Cataclysm came, Vyralia assisted Thrall and Nobundo in healing the world, her inherited shamanistic abilities helping them with their task, eventually saving the world from her grandfather.
Since then, she has travelled the world, helping other dragons find hope in a world where they are no longer needed, showing them how even someone with lineage like her can achieve so much. On occasion, she helps Earthen Ring in Maelstrom and around the world while keeping eye on Wrathion and Ebonhorn to take care of them if they fall to corruption.
In her free time, she roams Stormwind city and talks to mortals, pretending to be teenage girl.