“I’d much rather date a Scarlet Crusader. That tells something about my desire of socialising with you, doesn’t it?”
“I’m not into girls, and, honestly, despite our obvious mutual connection to the void, I think we’re quite different. In Silvermoon you’d never so much as glance at me.”
“And how about boys my dear? If you are interested I would like to share poison recipes and stealth tactics with you. We might learn a lot from each other. And if you could teach me how to kiss, it would be even better! Unfortunately I am a begginer at this.”
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“Oh little voidling… I could teach you a thing or two! Lets start with that kissing lessons, then we could move to the tenctacles and the whispers and the void. You will find our date most… enlightening!”
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“…Sure, I’m up for that. Why don’t we talk about what the whispers are saying? The voices of the void, the thousand truths, the visions, all of it. I’m feeling chatty. Here, let’s go somewhere more friendly.” She opens a void rift and gives a small curtsey. “After you, of course.”
The void rift leads to the inside of a prison cell, which locks up with magic seals the moment someone steps in.
Fat chance. I don’t date traitors. Especially if they have tentacles sprouting from them.
“You have that vacant look in your eyes that says, ‘Hold my head to your ear: you will hear the sea!’ So… no. No date. But since we are in the same… ugh… team, I could do you a favor and polymorph you to a sheep. Life in the barn is still better than in Orgrimmar…”
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“I think you’d get along with my sister. She has about the same opinion of the Horde that you do. As for the two of us, though, I distinctly recall an offer to walk around Silvermoon together. They’re a little less wary of illusions there (probably a mistake, those Suramar guards nearly got me a few times) and I’d love to show you the sights.”
“They’re still quite wary, I’m aware. Not only the Illidari are now around, but if I recall correctly the Arcane guardians possess the skill of Truesight as well. So… how about we instead head to less risky of a place, if we were to chat? That’s fine with you?”
“If you think that you can flee from me without a proper date, you are truly mistaken. I will follow you wherever you go until you give me a proper chance. The fair chance is all I want. If you do this for me, I promise that I will stop pursuing you.”
“Not with that head-piece, no.”
“Closing eye of fading sky, these hands to grasp in desperation. Such is made the bed to lie, to dream of days past desolation.”
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"When a woman acquires a certain age
And the men who adored you no longer swoon
It pays to avoid the sunlit days
And live by the light of the kindly moon
But the moon grows old just like us all
And her beautiful years are done
So now she prays through endless days
To take her revenge on the sun"
Goldy raises a brow slightly as she looks Zymara up and down with a somewhat confused expression. “… uh huuuh. Well lady, Goldy Knizzle’s still got herself a pair of perky green apples and a booty that don’t quit, so all that “certain age” stuffs yer goin’ on with don’t apply here. I guess I’mma just bask in that sun yer whinin’ about. Catch ya later.”
The Goblin gives the Draenei a mock kind of salute as she saunters off, where instead of using her entire hand held flat, she simply holds her thumb and forefinger out in an L shape as she brings it away from her forehead, pointed in Zymara’s direction.
The rejected Night elf looks around himself in desperation and sadness. Then he glances down and sees Goldishia
“Alright little one. You are the only one, who stayed and haven’t run away. Eventhough I think, that we don’t fit well together, I am willing to give it a try. What if I invited you to the nearest inn for some drink?”
“You’re a bit too desperate, Illidari. And creepy, about the whole dating thing. That hardly makes you the most desirable as a future partner, doesn’t it? Giving everyone who could potentially want to date you the red flags. Think of it before you ask out another person, okay?”
“First you reject me and keep running away. Then you are seeking my presence to tell me how bad I am? What is your problem girl? You wan’t to kick into the desperate person?
How bad and disgusting are you. You are lucky that Iam not feeling well today. Or it would be my glaive that would pursue you next.”
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“A goblin…? You are desperate! I will save you from that terrible fate… come, lets have a drink!”
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“To quote a man I knew when I walked Silvermoon with no issue
Perish the thought.”
“I don’t see why not. Want to go somewhere? Maybe…” She lowers her voice, whispering to Belaria. “Eversong?”