In a gloomy canal of Undercity, two bony figures met, their faces hidden in the shadows of their hoods.
“Death to the living!” whispered the first hood.
“Death,” a second cold voice replied, from which a smile could be heard.
Poisoned green water washed around their scrawny feet, but they didn’t seem to care. The first figure carelessly kicked aside a rat that was scurrying by, but it didn’t seem particularly impressed. As it scurried along, it heard the words “Vandar bur Nevren”, but it was a rat, after all, and couldn’t make sense of this particular phrase.
Our guild has been around for a while, alas not here, but on the now soon to be closed German RP server Celebras. As we just moved to Hydraxian Waterlords and a few people even started some alts to play in our guild, we would like to introduce ourselves. We do realize that Hydraxian Waterlords is kind of “dead” on Horde side, but as we are undead, we don’t care. World domination will be so much easier this way!
We are Vandar bur Nevren: “Enemies of life” in gutter speak (the German version: “Feinde des Lebens”) - and our name basically says it all.
As an undead role-playing guild, we strive for revenge and death in a cliché way. Of course, we especially hate humans, those despicable crusaders who hunt us Forsaken like animals. Fortunately, we are no longer humans, but have perfected ourselves through our rebirth. For this we are deeply grateful to our leader and mostly loyal. However, we have somewhat different ideas about who we should work with, because what is better about Tauren, Orcs and Trolls than Dwarves, Elves and Gnomes? Exactly! Nothing! “Death to the living” should apply universally.
Therefore, all Forsaken are welcome here. Characters can easily go about their own business and even cooperate with the living for cover. There is the possibility to join ic and (at first?) not know anything about the guild’s mission. Our ranking system reflects this. We have ic ranks only and you can join with multiple characters, should you wish to.
As a guild, we don’t treat WoW exclusively as a roleplaying environment, but also actively play the game in PVE and/or PVP, though not exclusively or primarily at Vandar bur Nevren or even on Hydraxian Waterlords. Pure roleplaying characters are welcome in our guild, as most of our RP should also be able to be conducted well in Undercity or Brill to the greatest extent possible. We also like to hang out in Shadowfang Keep to steal Arugal’s clothes, though.
Welcome are all German speaking roleplayers, who can refrain from always finding fault with the RP of others. There is no obligation to hang out in voice chat all the time or ever (we sure don’t). Since we are a roleplaying guild, we are not interested in your RL any more than you would like to reveal it. This also applies to age, gender and shoe size.
We role play exclusively in German, so unless you speak at least a little bit, it doesn’t make a lot of sense to join us, sadly. BUT fortunately, if you play Alliance, it doesn’t matter. Please just send a few (un)friendly emotes our way. We shall /doom or /glare right back at you with the greatest pleasure!
We’re a tiny guild and self-sufficient enough, but if you’re still looking for some background for your Forsaken and fancy some occasional roleplay, feel free to get in touch with Selennya or Kinrela to join! Vandar bur Nevren!
In the following NAQs (never asked questions) I’ll answer a few more questions no one has ever asked, just in case:
“Can my Tauren alt join the guild too?” - No. “But ic he’s undead and…” - Nope.
“My name is Icedealer, Deadtänk or Shadowfutzi, but I justified the name very well in my rp flag addon. May I…?” - Nope.
“Do you like to argue for hours about lore or the right way to do rp?” - No.
“I actually play Alliance, but they’re all too nice for me over there and I need to get rid of some pent up hate. May…?” - Yes.
“Are there any internal guild raids planned?” - Yes, we do raid Arugal’ closet all the time.
“I find the butterfly embarrassing. Is the tabard negotiable?” - Nope.
“I find these questions totally unfunny. Can I still join?” - Sure, but then you might suffer. A lot.
We hope to fit in well. See you in game! Vandar bur Nevren!