A Proper Solo Queue (not que, that's Spanish)

I can keep going, but the point has been made already, right? There are more on this forum, but you’ll find even more on the old forum. You can also check reddit, the NA forum, youtube, so on and so forth. I’m not saying EVERYONE writes it like that, but many do.

Please stop derailing the thread though. It was purely meant in jest in order for the topic to leave a stronger impression. It would seem I failed miserably at conveying the tone of it though. Mea culpa.

But back to the thread’s topic, this is the thread everyone who is anti-solo queue will want to refer to, and the source material for this thread, whenever a new thread repeating the request for a simplistic solo queue comes up.
Because this thread, together with its source material including those reports, contains every reason imaginable for why a simplistic solo queue would be a bad idea, and sources to back up those claims.

On the other hand, it also contains reasons as outlined in the OP, for how a proper solo queue can look like, with the support of the source material including the reports.

Yet the ironic part is, nobody seems to have read through it all yet. Even though it would effectively change the solo queue deadlock from here on.
I guess people don’t visit these forums to read a lot, eh?
If anyone disagrees, then prove me wrong and read it all.